my parents used to bring me up when i couldnt fall asleep, maybe you went out for a drink and got knocked over the head and carried to your room weirdly
You were thrown in a van, drove to a dark alley on the south side, butt sexxed until you almost woke up, drove to an underground rave, got butt sexxed again, got your spleen removed to be sold on the russian black market, drove home, had butt sex on your driveway, and then carried upstairs to your room with a condom half way up your ass. Or maybe your parents carried you up. I can't remember.
