Like, are you really laughing your ass off? Because that would hurt like hell and I don't think you would be able to survive the moment your ass falls off. Because basically you'll bleed to death since (especially in your case) there would be a BIG.. gap.. flesh wound. Plus some internal organs will be hanging out which means the chance is big you'll also die from an infection. And even IF they grab your ass, operate the ---- out of you and manage to put your ass back on, every time you sit down it will hurt a lot. Forever. You also won't be able to pee normally, or have sex. That is the part where your boyfriend breaks up. Then you'll be feeling depressed which is understandable, because after all you have a ------ed up ass and an ex-boyfriend. Later on you'll be unemployed for being to depressed and not being able to sit properly at work. Then there is no money to buy food let alone pay for your rent/taxes etc. and you're forced to live somewhere in a sewer tunnel. So think twice before you say lmao or lmfao for that sake. Thank you.
Yes i am really laughing my arse off, no it doesn't hurt and you phail miserably. I would be able to survive without an ass, i can easily get some plastic put in place of it. Also if your ass falls off you wouldn't bleed to death, just shove a pan under your arse and when its full to the top with your yummy blood, dunk a nice big mug into it and drink it, you keep doing that until an ambulance comes and sorts your arse out, i should know i have done it before. Don't talk to me about my organs falling out of my arse, been there, done that and wore the t-shirt, try to have a 'dump' when you don't really need one when you are 4 years old, squeeze the ---- out of that arse hole, wait until your face is purple and you can't hold your breath any longer, then feel something unusual, slimey and wet fall out of your arse. Sit there on the toilet whilst the inside of your arse is in the toilet water, bleeding from your arse and crying because you know something is wrong. Then have a doctor come to your house and shove a finger up your arse and push that ---- back up, then years down the line when your sat on the toilet squeezing oh so hard, trying to get the big fat ---- out of you, its painful because its so huge and fat, finally get that ------er out of there and wipe your arse, its bleeding and stinging because of the big fat ---- you just took. ------ not having sex, i would go through all the damn pain to have sex, plus theres plenty of ways to have sex than having a ------ shoved up your arse hole. I know you like males but jeez, don't try to get me doing that ----, i know you like the big black guys with the 20 inch ------, but god damn..... Oh and i can pleasure my boyfriend in so many ways, ways you have only ever dreamed of son, don't be all jealous and chat ---- to me just because you told me you loved me and you want to get into my panties, won't happen sorry. :lol: P.s All the lines are either shiz or fuxor
Reported for obscene language, flaming outside of the Last Word forum, wall of text and SWBF (Speaking While Being Female). Have a nice life.
lmfao The little man can't think of a reply so he tries to threaten me with that! lol... sad, so sad :tongue:
Psh if your going to paste convo's at least do the whole thing... (18:58:37) (Nicasex) I'm not little :< (18:58:42) (Mrs|Kirbir) haha (18:58:59) (Mrs|Kirbir) i like the way everyone tries to abuse me on gr lol (18:59:05) (Mrs|Kirbir) cant someone be on my side for once (18:59:06) (Mrs|Kirbir) lmfao (18:59:11) (Nicasex) lol
(18:58:37) (Nicasex) Hai kirbir (18:58:42) (Mrs|Kirbir) GOD I HATE MY FACE (18:58:59) (Mrs|Kirbir) Really, when I stand in front of a mirror, I get suicidal. (18:59:11) (Nicasex) It's ok, I can pretend I love you :<
