You have no clue. Its like the male version of a heavy flow period with no tampon after hardcore sex.
It's very rare I actually grimace at something I read on the forums. And this is one of those rare occasions.
I'm back and I don't approve of what's happened since I've been gone. Sock I don't recall telling you that it was okay to share my secret petnames for your penis. Nor that we ever broke up.