Justin, you have a 14 inch tongue. No girl wants your penis because your tongue can do it all and more. Seriously, man. I'd love to have a tongue like that.
He probably fell into one of my many holes. I haven't been able to work out, so I've taken up digging holes and covering them with leaves. I think I caught Neuron a while back, but he got away. <_<
So you just... go around places digging holes? I don't know whether that's profound or just insanity... Maybe profound insanity?
That one sounds good, I'll go with that. I used to dig big holes in the yard, then my mom got mad at me and made me stop. Something about killing her garden and digging up all the top soil.