Hazing idea - Have the floaters post their phone numbers on 4chan. The floater with the most incoming calls gets a spot, the rest get put on never
I just checked the list. You're a never, so.... 1. You don't matter 2. You're butt-hurt because you're a never. 3. Ouch, my swollen pride. 4. Fixed.
I like to think of My Topic as a dictatorial, strictly authoritative, anarchistic democracy. It's only possible here, and that's the way I (we?) like it. So input from the members is always useful. Edit: By the way, I meant just anyone's phone number. Not just people from the forum.
I think you should make them make a video of randomly attacking some guy on the street and post it. Whichever is the funniest/most awesome wins. They'd have to provide proof that this is a random attack and person they don't know as well as prove it's them.
The problem with floaters is they often don't realise how much they actually want to be included until they're plopped in the "never" list. So we need something that they can actually do with a small amount of effort.