Stupid teachers.. I got 3 hours of detention because i asked if my teacher was wearing real leather or not.
Yeah, a tape recorder is sure to work! "You're going to kick me in the ovaries? Wait hold on let me get my tape recorder out.." *fumbles around in pocket* *click* "Okay can you repeat that please?" "Repeat what? I don't know what you're talking about" "Damn your hax"
Just follow these wise words- "Ive found their weakness!They're powerless without their heads!" or the nads. The nads are good too
If he actually serious, just deck him in the face. If hes actually a nice guy, hes just jokin around with ya.
Lol we had stupid teachers like that. They usually ended up with their cars finalised and stuff like that lol.