My Future Arrest Is Coming

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  1. `Majiny

    `Majiny Banned from GR

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    Me and my mates decided on a great idea, but we will probaly get thrown in jail for life for acts of terroism or some bs.

    Step 1:
    Learn Arabic

    Step 2:
    Get a very very dark skin color

    Step 3:
    Grow a long beard(just for added effect)

    Step 4:
    Board a plane flying to Pennsylvania, USA

    Step 5:
    Mid way in the flight suddenly begin talking to my friends in arabic and constantly going to the toliets every 5mins being suspicious n ----.

    far as we have planned out, but im pretty sure well get ----ed for trying to be terroists or some ----.
     
  2. .entropy

    .entropy Senior Member

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    :> Visiting me you little terrorist you.
     
  3. `Majiny

    `Majiny Banned from GR

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    Sure thing homie.
     
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    lol it should work but why, there are easier and better ways to get arrested, like public nudity
     
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    I'm still going to ship that bottle of water, a note, and a grass blade to you.
     
  6. `Majiny

    `Majiny Banned from GR

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    Meh i done like all that, gotta do more extreme stuff.

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    =)
     
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    Good luck with that maj.
     
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    McFarlane Well-Known Member

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    it'll take a long time...
     
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    Ok heres one buy an elephant thong and wlak into a bank, What can they do lol lol

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    Ok heres one buy an elephant thong and walk into a bank, What can they do lol lol
     
  10. SM Foo

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    Lol funny idea :P
     
  11. `c r e a m

    `c r e a m Well-Known Member

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    i agree 100%

    lol nice idea tho
     
  12. jimorrison

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    sounds funny but be ready to suffer the consequences....
     
  13. Amoebassassin

    Amoebassassin Well-Known Member

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    Prepare for a probing at the airport, the likes of which even Eric Cartman has never seen *nods*

    Bring lube, so there's no chafing. :D
     
  14. Dior

    Dior -1xx,x00 credits.

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    Videotape or it didnt happen. :D
     
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    congrats, you're actually retarted.

    Most people who are terrorists are fat middle aged whities
     

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