My Evil Plan

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  1. Andrew

    Andrew Well-Known Member

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    Your objective is simple: World Domination.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

    Stage One
    To begin your plan, you must first clone a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


    Stage Two
    Next, you must seize control of Fort Knox. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


    Stage Three
    Finally, you must reveal to the world your corporate takeover, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.


    Make your own Evil Plan

    BFTP
     
  2. UV Moose

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    Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rich and powerful CEO. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, confused by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Battle Armor?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must obliterate the White House. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon, bringing about the End of All Things. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your Superhuman Powers, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

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    Okay, I just randomly generated one, but here's my REAL evil plan; I plan to get enough money to copyright all the english vowels, so that I make billions when anyone uses them! (I know it won't work, but it's still pretty sinister)
     
  3. jesse_boi89

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    Evil Plan ™!

    Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must obliterate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must activate your plague of doom, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
     
  4. Gurly

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    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

    Stage One
    To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


    Stage Two
    Next, you must steal the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


    Stage Three
    Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
     
  5. 4nub1s

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    We almost had the same plan girly. Care for a co-op? lol

    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first devour a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must obliterate the Internet. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.
     
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    For you terminator fans... =P

    Your objective is simple: World Domination.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: More World Domination

    Step 1:

    Put my brain in a robot terminator.

    Step 2: Create defense system called Skynet, enable it. >=)
     
  7. Phoenix43

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    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first devour a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, terrified by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must contaminate/poison the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must tauntingly wave your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.


    This is sweet. :)
     
  8. Symbolic

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    Lol, Woot!

    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rock star. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must obliterate New York. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must tauntingly wave your unholy weapon, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
     
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    Your objective is simple: World Domination.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to choke on their food, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet
     
  10. Prince Zainx

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    Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a superman. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, terrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must destroy New York. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must demonstrate your armies of destruction, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
     
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    To rid the internet of bad spellers.
     
  12. 4nub1s

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    roflmfao...keeping it real simple aren't we mang. The original Blackfuse ladies and gentlemen. lol
     
  13. ST4TiC

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    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to leave, frightened by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must sabotoge the White House. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must release your unholy weapon, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
     
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    Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, baffled by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must steal Mt. Rushmore. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must demonstrate your armies of destruction, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
     
  15. HeavyArms

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    Lmao, Evil Plans.. I Think I Dont Kill Them Just Attack I Do Drive By ;)
     

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