My Dream Last Night... Was Proper Messed Up

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  1. dementia

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    I have proof to back up my claim =P

    People on this very site have flown halfway across the world to see me and guys on this site have lost their girlfriend/fiancee to me.

    So therefore it is okay to claim I am a sweet talker.

    I also don't state it in every post like Draxxus tends to do.
     
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    Haha. True.

    Although I'm not sure stealing peoples girlfriends is something to be proud of. Quick way to be come a statistic in a murder case lol.
     
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    Women who are taken are so much more attractive than single women though =( ...
     
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    It's true. They usually get snagged up straight outta highschool haha.

    "The chase is better than the catch"
     
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    Pheromones.
     
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    No smell from halfway across the world =P

    I think I enjoy the actual 'hunt' more than anything. Knowing that I can convince a girl I am better than what she has is ... awesome.
     
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    Irony, anyone?
     
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    I have proof to back up my claim =P

    People on this very site have flown halfway across the world to see me and guys on this site have lost their girlfriend/fiancee to me.

    So therefore it is okay to claim I am a sweet talker.

    I also don't state it in every post like Draxxus tends to do.
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    The only reason why you have proof, and I don't is because you find girls on the internet. I don't.

    Also, bragging about stealing girls from other guys/ friends is just like saying; "Hey look at me I'm the biggest dick in the world!" (I am going to regret saying biggest dick to you... LOL.)

    Why would you be proud of something like that? You of all people should know how low that is.
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    LOL BIGGEST DICK.

    True, but I wouldn't do it to friends.

    1) Because they're my mates
    2) Because I know what my mates are like, and what they've had sex with before. No idea what that bitch may have caught.
     
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    QQ moar.
     
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    Weird, I have also had vent recordings of me having sex and webcams (mind you, those were both accidents). Sorry, I live by ASU, one of the biggest party schools in the US. Hell, the cheerleading squad was restricted from participating this year because they were caught releasing softcore pornography online. Nothing stopping you from posting them online if you really wanted to brag. I personally think you, just like magic, are just too concerned about what people think and aren't anywhere near what you make yourselves out to be online in real life.

    I am a big dick, both in mentality and in actuality. I will state I am smaller than Majin though (yeah, I've seen it, alongside a majority of the active posters here).

    True, but I wouldn't do it to friends.

    1) Because they're my mates
    2) Because I know what my mates are like, and what they've had sex with before. No idea what that bitch may have caught.
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    You are a better friend than I am. My guy friends make an effort to not let me be around their girlfriends alone. Going after girls who are taken is like a drug to me.
     
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    QQ moar.
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    QQ? ROFL are you kidding me? What in there would make you think that... LOL you fail every time you post! Shoo shoo.
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    And it just continues. Quit before you make yourself look like an idiot. Oh wait, you've already done that haven't you.



    .:Edit:.

    And how come I'm the only one that doesn't get to see Maj's penis? Unfortunately the only times I've seen him naked he had his hands over his crotch and then another time he was making a man-gina.
     
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    I just vomited in my mouth a little.
     
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    Haha. Are people really that sensitive? Or rather uncertain about their sexuality?
     
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    If I was uncertain about my sexuality, I may have welcomed the above notice.

    Sensitive? No. I'm just not a fan of dicks and thought I'd throw it out there.

    All points covered I think.
     
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    Would you rather have a flabby limp dick going into a vagina in porn, or a monstrous thunder cock?

    Don't answer lesbian porn, because lesbian porn is not an option and its the most boring shit to watch anyways.

    Everyone is bisexual, its perfectly natural to be bisexual, most animals are, even for recreational usage. You cannot honestly state that when in a locker room you didn't take a peak just to compare yourself to the other guys either. I wish I still had the link to the study conducted.

    Also - shoe, if you want a picture you can add me on MSN (pm me) and I'll link it to ya.
     

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