My Brute

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  1. Jul 18, 2009 at 1:10 AM #1
    shynes

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    Hrmmmff
    [color=#000000;background:#000000]I'd rather masturbate.[/color]
     
  2. Jul 18, 2009 at 2:06 AM #2
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    This topic is 100% pure fail.
     
  3. Jul 18, 2009 at 2:19 AM #3
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  4. Jul 18, 2009 at 2:54 AM #4
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    Fixed.
     
  5. Jul 18, 2009 at 3:07 AM #5
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    No.
     
  6. Jul 18, 2009 at 3:14 AM #6
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    My dick cost a late night fee
    Nicasus' dick got the HIV
    My dick plays on the double feature screen
    Nicasus' dick went straight to DVD

    My dick bigger than a bridge
    Nicasus' dick look like a little kids
    My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team)
    Nicasus' ---- look like he fourteen

    My dick locked in a cage (right)
    Nicasus' dick suffer from stage fright
    My dick so hot its stolen
    Nicasus' dick look like Gary Coleman

    My dick pink and big
    Your dick stinks like ----
    My dick got a caesar doo,
    Your dick needs a tweezer dude

    My dick is like supersize
    Nicasus' dick look like two fries
    My dick more mass than the Earth
    Nicasus' dick half staff (it needs work)

    My dick been there done that
    Nicasus' dick sits there with dunce cap
    My dick, V.I.P.
    Nicasus' ---- needs I.D.

    My dick need no introduction
    Nicasus' dick don't even function
    My dick served a whole lunch-in
    Nicasus' dick, it look like a munchkin

    My dick size of a pumpkin
    Nicasus' dick look like Macauley Culkin
    My dick good good lovin'
    Nicasus' dick good for nothin'

    My dick bench pressed 350
    Nicasus' dick couldn’t shoplift at thrifty
    My dick pretty damn skimpy
    Nicasus' dick hungry as a hippy

    My dick don't fit down the chimney
    Nicasus' dick is like a kid from the Philippines
    My dick is like an M16
    Nicasus' dick, broken vending machine

    My dick parts the seas
    Nicasus' dick farts and quiefs
    My dick rumble in the jungle
    Nicasus' dick got touched by his uncle

    My dick goes to yoga
    Nicasus' dick fruit roll up
    My dick grade a beef
    Nicasus' dick may-day geek

    My dick sick and dangerous
    Nicasus' dick quick and painless
    My dick 'nuff said.
    Nicasus' dick loves sweat
     
  7. Jul 18, 2009 at 3:16 AM #7
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    MP is the man with the biggest penis, therefore I win.
     
  8. Jul 18, 2009 at 3:19 AM #8
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    If you were involved in the reply, maybe.
    Shyne's is the man with the thickest penis.
    After all the average ------ can only lengthen to accommodate 6 inches, it's the width that counts after that.
     
  9. Jul 18, 2009 at 3:20 AM #9
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    Biggest suggest both long and wide.
     
  10. Jul 18, 2009 at 3:25 AM #10
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    Reply when you make a girl squirt.
     
  11. Jul 18, 2009 at 3:27 AM #11
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    Reply when you talk to a girl.
     
  12. Jul 18, 2009 at 3:32 AM #12
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    It's 3:30 a.m. so they're all sleeping...
    [​IMG]
     
  13. Jul 18, 2009 at 3:34 AM #13
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    iPhone texts =/= talking.
     
  14. Jul 18, 2009 at 3:37 AM #14
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    I don't use my phone to talk much (prob an hour a month). That's what hanging outs for. Usually send 2000+ texts a month.
    Plus it's all about the skype anyways.
     
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    Skype = fail.
     
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