Hello. My name is Boxiom, im straight and like girls. Last night I rode my bike over to my friends crib around 10PM. When I got there we were bored. We had just seen clerks 2 and thought it would be funny to stand outside a buisness downtown like jay and silent bob, listening to a boom box wearing huge coats. We put on our coats, grabbed a boom box, got some ciggaretes, and by 10:30 we walked to the downtown part of our town (which is pretty populated at night) and stood outside a closed restraunt for about an hour flashing drug symbols. At one point some crazy black dude walks up to us. He said something to the extent of- "Theres 2 of yous guys so dont beat me up. I just got out of jaiil man i need some money." I give him $.50 cents. "Thanks man. More black talk that I cant understand" Then he starts going on about how he likes to ---- white girls. "Man I like them white girls, i dont like them blacks. With them white girls I can jump up in the air *jumps in the air* and lande in there p***y's and drill em" I was like "Cool man yea.." So he finally leaves. (btw we were playing the clerks 2 soundtrack on our boombox) So were standing there and I see a cop coming our way in a car. So I walk off across the street to a gas station casually and my friend just try to ignore the cop. The cop pulls into a parking spot right next to my friend. While im at the shell station I throw away my ciggarettes and my switchblade in the garbage then go inside and buy a hot dog. I notice my friends gone, I couldn leave him hanging so I went back. On my way back the black guy appears out of nowhere hes like WHAT UP MAN! you got anymore change! So I give him a quarter and he starts to walk across the street with me. So im like "Man you holding" he goes "Yea you need to buy some" I go like "theres ----ing cops over there just stay here, ill be back soon(i was lying)" So I walk over to the wall we were standing against and he wasnt there(my friend). Just then some cop car comes speeding up a black cop gets out. Black Cop: "Is that your boy over there" Me: "Yea dude" Black Cop: "First of all dont call me dude. Second, WHAT THE FCUK ARE YOU DOING OUT PAST CURFEW" Me: "I didnt know what time-" Black Cop: "Shut the ---- up , get in the ----ing car" He drives me across the street where there are 2 other cop cars and my friend. Suppisdly my friend tried to run and was giving the cops an additude. A white cop comes over and is like So whats the deal man. I tell him we wernt doing ---- and hes like "okay I like your attitude a lot better then your friends blah blah" he frisks me etc. They call our parents, my mom picks me up (its 1:30am by now). My mom walks up, she is just glaring at me. We get in the car she isnt even talking, she pulls a u-turn and drives to my dads house(they are divorced). So im thinking, oh ----. She wakes my dad up at 2AM. I get my ass beat. Morale of story: If my friend didnt run like an idiot, the cops would of just let us go home. So hi.
Yea my friend was arrested for pot before, I ditched him then. I should of just done it last night.. hes in like...ym..something..idk
