Mr. Cheeky And Phat Alberts Freestyle Thread

after being bored on msn.. me and phatty decided to freestyle....freestyling over MSN!

Phat Albert:
Im PHAT!
Alllllbert.
Im PHAT!
Allllbert.

Hes the man.
Whos got the plan.
To kick you ass like hes Jackie chan.
But watch out!
Because hes stronger than superman.
He'll kick you ass all night and day.
So watch you back and stay out of his way.
But if you do cross paths, say HEY HEY HEY!

Mr. Cheeky:
yo yo

check it

1,2 1,2,

phat albert me and u gotta smoke up
ill roll the blunt
and you just straight toke up

ill get u so high
ull be ----ed in the rectum
ull be seein more colours
than in a ----in spectrum

we aint got playas cards
we got weedbags
so step back with ur pimp ----
cuz we kickin all u faggs

invivos the host to use bro
u using a different one?
u gon' blow a fuse bro

from cheekys city of brampton
to alberts city of N-Y
we doing this ----, why?
cuz we gotta, sip pina colota
we dont wear the gucci and prada
but we still get girls to call us dada

its a msn freestyle
but its still a rap
watch a nigga rip this
and somebodies gettin clapped

Phat Albert:
We always win it.
You know how we spin it.
Just you and me.
Mr. Cheeky.
Bros fo' life who sing in harmony.
Other aint got no clue.
They dont know how we do.
We the ice cold chillaz.
The downtown thrillaz.
Hustling fo money, and pimpin for fun.
Betta stay back.
Or you gonna see my gun.

Mr. Cheeky:
we need some weed smoke
we gotta blow some dro
legalize the chronic
or at least let it grow

we on gamerenders.com
in the general discussion
u ---- with cheeky and albert
u gon' be put into a concussion

you think u can make a sig?
you couldnt use a brush
now ur gfx goin down the toilet
swirling with a flush

cheeky and albert the illest
but we aint got no disease
and we aint prostitutes
but we can give u what u please

gimme a lighter and ill spark it
gimme a date and ill mark it
gimme a stolen vehicle and ill park it
whatever the job is, we down for it
and we workin our way up and holdin the crown for it


what we spit is true
one-hundred percent bonafide ----
toke the blunt hard and
take a bonafide hit

we sippin 40 ounces
cuz its the cheapest liquor we can buy
we dont got much money--
all we got is 5

eat the truffles like ruffles
and u'll see hallucinations
due to the intoxication

magic mushrooms got u trippin
the weed got u high
the liquor got u crunked
and we still got a huge supply

they ask why im high
and my reply til the day I die...
i dont wanna see this cold world
through sober eyes

Phat Albert:
CANT STOP ME!
Im like a hurricane.
You know the name.
Its phat albert!
With a ph you know
dont forget that though
or ill bust a cap in that ass of yours
dont care if im sent behind prison doors
because its a home for me
because its free
Ill be out of there soon.
And when it hits noon
Ill be looking for ya.
Theres no runnin.
Theres no escaping.
And for god sakes there will be no raping.
And the only thing that matters is what i get done.
And you know what that is when you are staring down the barrel of my gun.

YEA!

AND YA DON'T STOP!

Mr. Cheeky
you aint a pimp son
you dont get nothin but a foul
i could take ur girl from u
and get her wet as a towel

we whippin snitches in our whip
and dickin bitches with they lips
we doin some SERious ----


if you see my GFX work and get jealous
nigga dont trip..
i know you gonna try to jack it
and make a rip

we aint takin that ---- son
pass the joint gimme a hit son
we rolled a joint not with 2 papers just but just one
we gon' stay high til' up rises the sun

phatty and cheeky can make you famous
we'll have your ass on the news
with a stainless right up ya ----in anus

excuse me for the filth im spittin
im not a usually dirty person
oh cheeky good riddins

show some respect to the real designers
the ones that make real G-F-X
the ones that make ---- so hot
u'd rather jack off it than have sex

yo phatty roll a fatty
pack a five
we could get emo kids high
and even make THEM crack a smile

Phat Albert:
I need some cold hard cash.
To buy some hash.
That ----s da bomb.
Just like yo mom.
Just playin...
I need a girl
to call her mine
so she can put her hands down my pants
and feel 9!
inches of course
holy ---- thats like a horse
yea i know
too big for one one woman
so why not two?
maybe even three
if i did that
i could live happily
my friends dont believe me
when i tell them im leavin
for brampton ontario
where its very
um, you know, cold
ill be hangin wit mr cheeky
the man with the weed
THAT I REALLY NEED!
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join us and add your bars! ^_^ :lol:

 

Wow lol. As much as I hate rap, that was just funny lol.

 

lmfao. i cant think of anyting to say in freestyle rap against my friends except for ---- uck ----

 

Here's one that really isn't a free style, as it is a real song LOL.

Yo, this is a shout out to all the playa haters.
You bettah not playa hate on me.

Yo, I dropped outta school at the age of three
Why?
Cause all the teachers tryin to playa hate on me

Yo, yo, yo. I'm gangsta, grr I'm mad
I'm a gangsta, my rhymes are bad
I don't take ---- from neitha
I'm a gangsta

I hate white people
I hate you
And don't get me started
About the jews

I'm gangsta, grr I'm mad
I'm a gangsta, my rhymes are bad
I don't take ---- from neitha
I'm a gangsta

Shootin people by day
Sellin drugs by night
Being a gangsta
Is hella tite

I'm gangsta, grr I'm mad
I'm a gangsta, my rhymes are bad
I don't take ---- from neitha
I'm a gangsta

That's all the song I can remember. LOL

 

yeah sneaky that song is pretty funny lol

 

You live in brampton? I had a few friends that live there.
I'm in woodbridge right now

 

rofl shneakySquirrel love ya rap dat rocks lol

 

Wow Awesome stuff sounds funny too especially ShneakySquirrels

 

yo this is some funny freestylin from Jim Carrey,

YO VIP's
Lets KICK IT

Alright STOP, while I do up my laces.
This kinda thing happens every show, yo
I gotta learn how to tie a BOW

WHATS YOUR REAL NAME?
Robert Van Winkle
WHY DID YOU CHANGE IT?
Nothin ryhmes with Winkle

I'm White, and im capitalizin, on trend that's currently risin,
Mix it with Curly and Larry and Moe,

WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP, HEY YO

WHEN YOU GONNA STOP?
Maybe never, I become richer with every endevar.
Im livin large and my bank is scooped,
Cause I just listin to real rap and dupe it!!!

White White Baby
He's White white Baby
So very white white baby
Extremely white white baby

I'm a little teapot short and stout
GROOVE VANILLA ICE WORK IT OUT

I told the world I was stabbed in the butt,
But it was a toilet paper cut
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He's white white baby
What is he?... white white baby
he's white what baby
His thing is white white baby,
Hes just a white white baby
Were talking white white baby

Hey guys!!!!!!!!!
Wassup?

Yo Im not stupid, I just dupid

Word to ya mudda

 

Stop
Pick ya nose and listen
I just came up with a boring edition.

Pumping, my arms are holding you tightly.
I hate you more then you hate keira knightly
's boyfriend! I dont care if you run away.
Ill find you quicker then porn on Ebay

Mehh..thats kinda it

 

cheeky,phat anyone feel the need to add me i quit the rap scene, but im sure i could still dish out a deadly freestyle. [email protected]

 

wow...




:huh:

 

I can't rap.

I can only play guitar...

 

LMFAO! That is awesome.

 

thats sum funny ---- ill give it ago

yo yo all i listen to is rap so i dont take no crap
if u say raps crap ill hav to take out my 9 and give u 5 in the spine
bitch! ill throw ur body in the ditch by the time the cops find it well
i wont worry about that ---- rap rules the world and i own the rap
so call rap crap and next time sum body sees u it'ill be in a
coffin ill steal ur degree and ull get a lettr from me sayin hi i said
mess with me and sum body gon die start a fight and it'ill be ya last night so dont ---- wit me or my family they'll find
u full of holes so remember ---- it me and ill ---- u up like
beyonce knowles uh!

thats my rap