Movie Quotes

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  1. Jynx_

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    ITT: Movie quotes that made you laugh/cry/provided you with a deep inside into the minds of men.


    Except that last one.
    Bonus points if you can find it on youtube.


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    0:30 onwards.
     
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    ("I don't remember asking you a god damn thing", Ezekiel passage, ...)
    Some great Samual L. Jackson quotes in there. But really, the entire film is packed with memorable quotes :)
     
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    Generic quotes guys...

    Fear and loathing in las vegas

    Dr. Gonzo: As your attorney, I advise you to drive at top speed, it'll be a god damn miracle if we can get there before you turn into a wild animal.
    Raoul Duke: [waving a flyswatter behind Gonzo's head] Pig ------er, pig ------er, pig ------er, pig ------er, pig ------er, pig ------er, pig ------er!
    Dr. Gonzo: [oblivious] Are you ready for that? Checking into a Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud and a head full of acid? I sure hope so.
     
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    I`m gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle
     
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    This is a very interesting topic. It should go on General Discussion imo.
    One that I listen to a lot is from Balboa movie.





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    or

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    Cousin Abraham 'Avi' Denovitz:
    Eight-four carats.
    Rosebud:
    Where?
    Cousin Abraham 'Avi' Denovitz:
    London.
    Rosebud:
    London?
    Cousin Abraham 'Avi' Denovitz:
    London.
    Jeweler:
    London?
    Cousin Abraham 'Avi' Denovitz:
    Yes, London. You know, fish, chips, cup o' tea. Bad food, worse weather. Mary fu**in' Poppins. London!
     
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    Was that sarcasm, i hope it was.
     
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    Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels:
    Snatch: (Tyrone is ------ing hilarious)
    Just watched Role Models yesterday, ------ing hilarious. Bout time 'Stifler' was in another decent comedy.
    Another awesome movie, Grind.
     
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    Clerks 2 - Randal

    "Treat us like a couple of ------kin porchmonkeys"
     
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    LMFAO Snatch and those quotes are hilarious, I'll also watch the new Stiffler movie xD
     
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    Win for Guy Richie quotes in this topic from pwn.
    Everything else is utter ------ing ----e.

    Lock stock.

    Rory: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

    Barry: When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.

    Fight club.

    I am Jack's smirking revenge.

    Poolhall Junkies.

    Max: Did you guys know, that the average penis size is 6.4 inches? And that the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches.Therefore, in this country alone, there's over 17,000 miles of unused, virgin ----- out there.

    Johnny: Oh, did I stutter? Everybody gone all quiet and ----? About a minute ago it was like an evening at the Apollo up in this mother------er, now all of a sudden it's quiet as a church. That's all right, Chico, I don't blame you. I've been beating this Jimmy Walker looking mother------er all goddamn night, he can't win.
    Chico: You'd better watch your mouth, Johnny!
    Johnny Doyle: You watch my mouth, Chico. 'Cause you sure as hell don't wanna watch me play pool. Unless, of course, I'm blind folded and hand cuffed with a pool cue sticking out of my ass. Or maybe you'd bet the twenty thousand then?

    Revolver.

    The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look.

    Macha: Jesus Paul, why don't you just ------ing rape me?

    Rocknrolla.

    Archie: People ask the question... what's a RocknRolla? And I tell 'em - it's not about drugs, drums, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the ------ing lot.

    Trainspotting.

    Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ------ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ------ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the ------ you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ------ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ------ed up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

    Rent: It's ----e being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ------ing Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a ----E state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any ------ing difference!

    Clockwork Orange.

    Alex: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

    Alex: As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside, but thinking all the time - Now it was to be Georgie the general, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless greeding bulldog. But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones, and that the oomny ones use like, inspiration and what Bog sends. Now it was lovely music that came into my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on, and I viddied right at once what to do.

    Donnie Darko.

    Frank: Don't worry. You got away with it.


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    ^ LMFAO and awesomeness drips from your post!
     

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