Once, I had to go sit in the principal's office all morning because apparently i came to school too early .... :huh: Another time, i had to write a 4 page essay and miss a few lunches because my friend was talking. My friend got off scot-free so i complained and the teacher told me i was inciting the disruption and gave me 2 more pages to write. <_< Anyone else?
Back in my sophomore year of high school, I got detention because my Physics teacher was upset that everyone was out of their seats, so she gave everyone five seconds to get back to their seats or else they would get detention. I was in a large group of students so I had to wait for everyone else to scatter and by the time I made a desperate lunge (I literally jumped) into my seat, she said I was too late and I got detention. -_-
well they all sound pretty good reason TBH mines the most stupidest one ever, no detention, i got suspended for 5 days for leaving class after the bell had already gone.....teacher didnt want us to leave so she put her self in front of the door....she had her arms up s we could get underneath there.....thats what we did.....we got suspended for assaulting a teacher......we didnt even touch her lol. 5 days for that Bull----.
In english class a fat chick got mad at me for telling her to stfu and she came back and started swinging at me and all I did was grab her arms so she couldn't hit me and I got I.S.S. (In School Suspension) for the rest of the day.. >.<
^ actually uh thats a pretty good reason to get suspended, plus the teacher is allowed to hold you after the bell i got a detention for stepping on mulch
letting off fireworks on the field at lunchbreak and in the process setting fire to a bush susspended for 2 weeks
For being tripped up by this girl mate of mine then saying "----" (kinda hurt, landed on my ass though ), got asked to get out of the room because my teacher was an ------ then he took me to the computer room to do work, i didn't realise there was a whole class of 12 year old's in there (was going in backwards and the class was oddly quiet) and i called him a ------ing twat that was unable to teach about anything other than "Fenced in commercial poetry that no one really gives a ---- about other than college kids sitting with their coffee and getting enema's" then i proceeded to call him "cunt!" on the way out, he almost cried water was building in his eyes. i win?
Well, I've been suspended for more times than I can count for dumb reasons. If I had to guess, I've been suspended more than 25 times. But the dumbest was when I was called into the office a few years ago and the principle suspended me on the spot just because she didn't like me and she thought I was up to something. I don't know, shes an old hag and I'm sure she'll get hit by a car or something.
I remember wayyy ago in 4th or 3rd grade.. I was in class and this teacher was talking or whatever.. Her name is Mrs. Simpson and she is the definition of a true bitch. Anyhow I'm in class picking my nails or whatever.. All of a sudden she starts yelling at me and tells me to go the other class if I want to look at my nails.
