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Discussion in 'Spam Heaven' started by Xioushi, Apr 30, 2009.

  1. RebelYell101

    RebelYell101 Well-Known Member

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    No, I could careless what you look like, but until you post a picture with your hand up a girl's shirt, don't say that you've done it.
     
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    That doesn't even make sense.


    I don't have picutres of me being born, but that definitly happened.
     
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    I once open-mouth kissed a horse once.
     
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    I'm going to turn this shot glass into a dick.
     
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    I doubt that.

    Regarding what I said - I told that to magic letting him know in advance that he should either shut up or prove it, because he's constantly mentioning it and its an annoyance. I even mentioned this, exactly, in the topic, once again reading comprehension and school have failed you, Draxxus.
     
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    It's gonna happen, Dem.
     
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    Inb4 POST PICS OF YOU HAVING SEX thread.
     
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    induring CAPSLOCK.
     
  10. Xioushi

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    It's actually only the second or third time I've said something like that. If you get annoyed that easily, have a long and lonesome life without kids.

    Surprised you can even handle any females at all.

    1. You complain just as much as they do.
    2. They are much more annoying than me in terms of repetition and pointless banter. (your point, not mine.)

    The only thing is, I'm not low enough to let you ------ me for a night and then ditch me.

    Oops, did I say that?
     
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    I **** women.

    Do I **** you? No.

    I don't need to put up with your shit.

    Proper logic, right there.

    Also, from my experience, you are worse than them.
     
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    I'm trying to find the page where this thread went horribly wrong and turned into a homosexuality discussion.

    Anyway, why be against homosexuality?
    Unless you're bisexual / homosexual yourself it won't affect you in the slightest.
    Stop being homophobic douchebags unless you have a genuine logical reason to justify your bull----.

    So what if guys are gay?
    I bet you wouldn't be complaining about lesbians.

    So come up with some decent reasons why people can't / shouldn't be homosexual in your opinion, and we might start to listen.
    When you realize you can't, maybe then you'll realize it's just purely irrational and that you're an idiot.
     
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    my mind drifted off when you mentioned lesbians
    this is gonna be a good day
     
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    Lol'd.

    When I looked back to re-read what I wrote, my eyes darted to lesbians, and for some reason I forgot what I was doing.

    ;-;
     
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    man to man is disgusting
    woman to woman is hot and horny

    theres your reason
     

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