HAHAHA OMG that's hystarical! I can't believe it, that's so funny. I don't know WHAT I'd say if I were the cop!
Its funny, and also bites for them both of them. However, for all of you calling him a loser, keep this in mind...at some point and time, I bet each and every one of you have attempted to hit on a girl on the internet (dont deny it, this is the internet after all and most of you are teenaged boys), it could have been a relative, or even some fat, ugly, old, over weight guy. Think about it.