Making A Condom

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  1. SantaMayCry

    SantaMayCry Well-Known Member

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    Does anyone know how to make an effective condom lol
     
  2. Ilikegta

    Ilikegta Active Member

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    a plastic bag? lol
     
  3. dementia

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    use the pill instead.

    both of them. the morning after pill and the traditional pill. the only thing it doesnt do that a condom does is prevert transfer of STDs via bodily fluids, but meh...
     
  4. SantaMayCry

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    see, i said homemade, because i was going towards the freeside of things :rofl:
     
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    wow, your not even willing to spend $10-$15 on a pack of condoms for sex? god, im not even that cheap.
     
  6. SantaMayCry

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    lol your talking to the man that made his own DDR dance mat, even though he doesnt play, just to prove i can make one cheaper then you can buy one
     
  7. dementia

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    or you can do oral... then just tell her your going to tell her when your about to go and then dont, its the same feeling... maybe not for her, but meh, w/e lol
     
  8. Underdog.

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    listen, here's how it is:

    pay the 10$ for the 24 or so you get and enjoy them, or use a plastic bag for 0$ for 1 time and pay like hell with the rest of your life or an embarrasing abortion (hidden holocaust).
     
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    why not just pull out efore u bust?... ez..
     
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    precum carries sperm and you rarely feel it.
     
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    Ya know those rubber gloves they use for cleaning? The yellow ones.. use that..
     
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    Use a circular piece of flexible latex ;) Then cellotape!
     
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    This must be one of the funnyest topics ever. i can beleve your looking to make a comdom lmao! Anyway.... use one of those plastic mechanics gloves.. their really thin plastic and you can prolly get some for free... coming to think about it, you can get condoms for free at pharmacys!
     
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    this is retarted lol
     
  15. Rufio

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    dont use a condom, just use a coat hanger to kill the baby once shes pregnent
     

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