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  1. Morv

    Morv Well-Known Member

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    Ok, so my legs were really hurting after a visit to the gym. These areas (what are they called?) :

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    Well anyway, my mom told me to rub some deep heat on it (a very, very hot gel that relaxes your muscles and stuff). So, as i went to bed, i put some gel on my hand (way too much, apparently) and started rubbing it on my legs. Btw, note the flames on the tube.

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    But as i layed down, all the gel started spreading all over my balls. After 5 minutes, the gel started working. It was getting hotter every second, but my legs were feeling much better already. But then...

    As i said, my balls had gel all over them, so that gel started warming up too, and after 6 minutes, i thought : this isn't too bad. By then it was burning quite heavily. A minute later i was in the bathroom cutting up a bottle of lotion, so i could get my balls in there to cool off.

    MAN DID IT HEART!, ------ me.. i'll never rub stuff like that anywhere near my balls ever again. I actually was puking because it was so painfull, and i almost started crying lol.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    hahahahahaha
    pwnd ? :D
     
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    yesplz..

    Btw, gac, i was walking home from school today, and i saw a numberplate with that was : G A C - 6 0 1 :lol:
     
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    Hahah!

    When I came into this thread I was actually listening to She's on Fire - Train LOL!

    Unlucky man...
     
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    Morv Well-Known Member

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    hahahah .. thanks man.
     
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    Gacus Banned from GR

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    Got a PIC ?

    I want it as my avatar . :D
     
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    [.BC.] .Sacrifice Banned from GR

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    haha damn.
     
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    Nicasus Been watching you all day

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    Lullig, of ballig, wat jij wilt :)
     
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    So yeah, you got owned.

    gg
     
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    kek
     
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    Rofl, that kinda sucks xD
     
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    LOL
     
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    Common sense fails you.
     
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