Little Red Riding Slut

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  1. TokKeN

    TokKeN Well-Known Member

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    Read it, enjoy it, laugh.

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    Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her "Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry!"
    Little Red started towards her grandmother's house but decided to take the shortcut through the forest anyway. The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her "Turn back and use the path, because if the Big Bad Wolf finds you, he'll suck your tits dry!"
    Little Red was almost there, so she kept going through the forest. Sure enough, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her "Take off your shirt Little Red Riding Hood - I'm gonna suck your tits dry!!".
    "Oh no you don't", yells Little Red, as she pulls up her skirt, "You're gonna eat me just like the story says!"
    
    If you think this is immature, or anything wak. Don't post.

    Just though i would put a smile on your faces.
     
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    lol. Pretty funny xD made me laugh. That laugh line was the best part lawl
     
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    Spam please.
     
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    Kinda disturbing... considering red riding hood is ment to be like..6...
     
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    Lol, I'll have to remember that one :P
     
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    You have too much time on your hands.
     
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    At first the story made me laugh a little, then when I saw that I got some epic lulz.
     

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