Learn To Fight

i dont fight because i avoid it but i made this kid cry by punchin him in da arm

 

Cheap tricks are awesome...

If the guy has hair, grab him by it and then take steps backwards, to the point where he's basically hanging from his hair. At that point, pummel away with your free hand.

If the guy tries to kick you, grab his kicking leg by your waist, move one of your legs forward and bend the knee so that it's in his crotch area (i.e. between the leg he's standing on and the one you're holding by your waist). Then lunge forward and that'll cause both of you to fall down, you falling down on top of him. After that, just position yourself so he's immobilized and pummel away.

You can also punch him in the adam's apple. Aside from the fact that it hurts like a biatch, it can kill a person if you do it well.

If he's talking or has his mouth open for any reason, clock him on the jaw, thus most likely dislocating/breaking it immediately, and inflicting lots of pain on the bastard.

If both of you are close to each other but not yet fighting (as in when you're in the sh!t-talk stage and just staring each other down), grab him by the shirt real quick and headbutt the hell outta him.

 

Heh, you guys... I'll tell you a story.

One day, a punk walked up to me and my friends, as well as a girl which was in the group. He began calling the girl names, and me and the other guys didn't like that. He calls in two other punks. The girl tell both sides to stop. The first punk pushes her. I decide to kick him in the nuts, and as he is bent over, I give him a right hook into the jaw, and once he's on the ground, I kick him one more time in the stomach. His other friends stare, then run. We go get tacos at the nearest mexican resteraunt. The End. ^_^

 

u kicked him in the balls....

 

If you're gunna take any lessons... Judo is the way to go
Learning to use ur opponents weight agasint' them and throws r really nice

 

i'd rather not get my face get ----ed up.

usually if anyone talks ---- on me one of my friends will be glad to whoop someone's ass.

 

If you hit a guy hard enough in the balls he can go into shock and die, just to let you all know.

 

I didn't hit him that hard... just enough to get him bent over, ^_^

 

actually thats a load of rubbish, im fat but i can still fight. you dont actually need to improve that stuff. muscle doesnt really help in movinr your arm at speed (it does but its not very important)

heres some tips:
-step into the punch when you punch
-dont just stand there in a fight, you gotta psych yourself up.
-when you punch someone, when your fisthits them, dont bring your fist back, carry the punch on as if there was nothing there.
-if you need to kick them, dont kick them when you are standing face to face, when you want to kick turn at a 90 degree angle so you can get more power from your kick.

and i think thats just crap, kicking them in the balls the punching them in the jaw is such a common story, everyone says they have done it, i doubt that actually happened.

 

Heh, your right. I have yet to be in a fight. I'm a lover, not a hater. ^_^

(But, I have placed someone in a choke hold for about 2 minutes, to get him to calm down)

 

well how i fight is i go home turn on my aimbots and ----s and start aiming for his face.....then i take out my knife and start using my speedhacks to run in circles around him

works like a charm

 

Actually, no, in terms of the actual physics behind the punch.

Your equation is this:

Momentum = Force * Time, where momentum is constant.

Therefore, for any given value of momentum, you maximize the force by decreasing the time as much as possible. So, assuming you throw the same punch over and over again at some person, with the same speed, same angle, etc. etc., you'll create the largest force (and consequently damage) upon the other person's face if you DECREASE as much as possible the time your fist is in contact with the other person's face.

 

i have been taught to punch, and they didnt tell me anything like that.

 

Did whomever teach you how to fight know anything about physics? Not likely.

All you have to do to verify my statement is look at pretty much all martial arts. Someone who's well trained in martial arts will tear your ass up in a fight, and if you watch how they fight, most of the punches and kicks they throw consist of short, quick jabs, which despite the common misconception, actually do a lot more damage than a sustained punch or kick.

 

well, my mates doing physics for a GCSE, surely if you punch, and carry on the force its more painful. you hit them and take your fist away after the punch, the pains going to be sharp, if you carry on the force surely the force will carry on through their head.