Q: What was Moby Dick's father's name? A: Papa Boner. Q: How is a blonde and a pitcher different? A: A blonde doesn't mind when you charge the mound. Q: What's better than seeing a woman wrestle? A: Seeing her box. Q: Have you heard about the new radio station in town? A: It's called WPMS... every month they give you three weeks of the blues and then one week of rag time. Q: Did you hear about the new high school course? A: Intercourse ... you go between periods and you are expected to come. Q: How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank? A: Easy...You call them up and tell them you can't come. Q: Why won't cannibals eat divorced women? A: They're always bitter. Q: What should you do if an elephant comes in your window? A: Learn to swim. Q: What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? A: Having your dentist confirm it. Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with Honey? A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork. Q: What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The position of the dirt bag. Q: Have you heard the slogan for the Stealth Condom? A: "They'll never see you coming." Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS? A: The guy that gave it to him. Q. What do a farmer and a pimp have in common? A. Both need a hoe to stay in business. Q: How do women get minks? A: The same way minks get minks. Q: What do you call a 1000 pound woman on a bar stool with a new condom? A: 1/2 ton pickup with good rubber. Q: Did you hear about the girl who went on a fishing trip with 6 guys? A: She came back with a red snapper. Q: What do you call a female turtle? A: A Clitortous. Q: What's better than screwing two eighteen year old girls at once? A: Not a damn thing!
i got some My star wars collection -what is a jedi's favorite sandwhich? -obi-wan baloney -wat did yoda wear when he was a baby? -jediapers -hos name has the 1st epsiode got its insipration from? -Dennis the Phatnom Menace -wats qui-gons fav cereal? -jedi mind trix can't remeber ne more but ill post them if i can remeber...hope u liked these, i did
One of my favourites: Q: Whats the biggest draw back in the jungle? A: A Elephants foreskin now this one made me laugh
