I want to make myself laugh. I have had a miserable day. Here's an old joke I found. Plese post jokes. My joke: There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. You got to love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, and what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my penis," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that.""Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You SHOULD have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man replied, "Well, you shouldn't ask people things like that, if you don't want to hear the real answer." She replied, "You still need to learn to speak here, the more appropriate way." The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then reentered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it," the man replied. The doctor's office erupted in laughter... :lol: Kaos - Sorry if it's not appropriate. I thought it was kinda funny.
Heres a joke made by me. What do you call a stupid thread? This one. Sorry, I dont really have any good jokes at the moment.
i got a good one read it its funny! A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns, but he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed, ties him up o n a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets o n top of her, kisses her o n the neck, then stands up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."