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  1. Greasy Pete

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    COD4 was quoting those lines.
     
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    A quote is to repeat a passage.
    Who the fcuk cares where the person who got quoted got them from. It doesn't change the fact it's still a quote.


    COD4 quoted random lines about the military and combat.
    Considering the lines Zohair quoted all magically appear in COD4, he quoted them from the game.
     
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    Boss: Where were you born?
    Sardar: India..
    Boss: which part?
    Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.

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    2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

    Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
    Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.


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    Sardar: What is the name of your car?
    Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
    Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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    Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

    Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


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    Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
    Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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    At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

    Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?


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    Sardar: U cheated me.
    Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
    Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
     

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