Blonde Mixup How do you know when a blondes been having a bad day? Shes got a tampon behind her ear, and she's lookin 4 her pencil. _____________________________________________________ Knock, knock Who’s there? FBI! … … Hello? FBI! Let us in! … …nobody here… Oh. Let’s go boys! (Phew!) Knock, knock Who’s there? Sorry, wrong door. Okay. Knock knock Who’s there? Pizza delivery guy. Pizza delivery guy who? You ordered a pizza? Yes. I’m the guy delivering it. Great. Knock, knock Who’s there. You might be a redneck if… you think tobacco is a vegetable. You might be a redneck if… you think tobacco is a vegetable who? I thought this was a redneck joke. Nope. It’s a knock, knock joke. Oops. Knock, knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who Don’t get so upset, crybaby! What? Ha! Ha! I made you say “boo-hoo” You’re a real idiot. That wasn’t necessary. ___________________________________________________ Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck 1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife. 2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations. 3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house. 4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket. 5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday. 6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper. 7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops. 8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway. 9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby. 10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples. _______________________________________________________________
yea these r kinda lame. my friend on his forum posted them and said post these on another forum. so i posted here.
Those are really lame. I got one - How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - 2 , One to hold the lightbulb and One to turn the ladder (that one has been used so many times lol)
IF YOU FIND THIS JOKE OFFENSIVE THEN IM SORRY BUT I FIND IT HILARIOUS: One day, a white man is walking down the beach and he runs into these 2 blonde genies. They tell him that they will grant him any 3 wishes. The man makes his wishes and in an instant, he wakes up in a gold mansion with the hottest models with him on his bed. He gets up off his bed and he feels $100 bills under his feet. Suddenly, he hears a ring at the door so he goes downstairs and opens the door. At the door are 2 guys dressed in KKK outfits. They take the man, tie a rope around his neck and hang him to a tree.... The 2 KKK guys take off their hoods and it turns out to be the 2 blonde genies The first one says, "Hey, that guys really smart. Who wouldnt wish for a gold mansion and tons of hot chicks?! Especially all that money..." The second blonde genie says, "But why he wanted to be hung like a black man, I still Don't know..."
