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  1. kirbir

    kirbir Senior Member

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    Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well
    waking up that morning.

    I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be
    pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a
    small present for me

    As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone
    "Happy Birthday."

    I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the
    kids.... They will remember.

    My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't
    say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty
    low and somewhat despondent.

    As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, "Good
    Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" It felt a
    little better that at least someone had remembered.

    I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door
    and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside,
    and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to
    lunch, just you and me."

    I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've
    heard all day. Let's go!"

    We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would
    go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.
    We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal
    tremendously.

    On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's
    such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back
    to the office, Do We?"

    I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"

    She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around
    the corner."

    After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and
    said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the
    bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."

    "Ok," I nervously replied.

    She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of
    minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake,
    followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends
    and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday.

    And I just sat there...

    On the couch...

    Naked. :rofl:
     
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    Ahahahahahahaa, that is the funniest story i have ever heard....so funny it honastly deserves +Rep...god dam...
     
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    haha, glad you enjoyed it :lol:
     
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    LOL

    hahahaha Nice one - that made my day lolz

    Hilarious - wife probably beating the hell out of him :D

    DARKSTAR
     
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    lol probably, glad you liked it :rofl:
     
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    lol it made me laugh XD
     
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    :D :D
     
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    Haha , awesome !!
    LOL !
     
  9. c6x Moptop

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    lol, that was great. :D
     
  10. kirbir

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    Glad you guys liked it! :D :rofl:
     
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    psml.
     
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    heard it.

    i have funnier jew/racist jokes.
     

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