<@MitM|Demwork> oh god <@MitM|Demwork> lmfao <@MitM|Demwork> best. call. ever. <@MitM|Demwork> one of the numbers we have <@MitM|Demwork> used to be an escort service <@MitM|Demwork> and its still in directories as an escort line in some places <@MitM|Demwork> so like twice a night we get escort service calls of guys wanting ladies <@MitM|Demwork> but this guy <@MitM|Demwork> totally though that using 'locksmith' was like code word for the service <Neuron> LMFAO <Neuron> what did he say <@MitM|Demwork> oh god i cant stop loling <@MitM|Demwork> it was basically like <@MitM|Demwork> 'locksmith how can i help you?' <@MitM|Demwork> 'yeah... i need your services' <@MitM|Demwork> 'alright how can we assist you today sir?' <@MitM|Demwork> 'umm... well you guys go downtown right?' <@MitM|Demwork> 'yes sir, we service the whole city' <@MitM|Demwork> 'no, i mean downtown' <@MitM|Demwork> then it clicked that he was totally asking for a lady <`steez> lol <Neuron> loooooool <@MitM|Demwork> and i was like, 'yessir we do, do you have an address?' <@MitM|Demwork> '<insert addresss>' <@MitM|Demwork> and a zip code and phone number?' <@MitM|Demwork> 'im not sure on the zip code, and you can reach me here <insert number' <@MitM|Demwork> bah, sec phone <@MitM|Demwork> and then it basically went down asking about our srevices, etc. <@MitM|Demwork> and then i finally just broke down and said, 'sir, this really is a locksmith, the escort service your trying to reach is no longer in service' <@MitM|Demwork> and he was like.... 'oh... umm... *hangs up*' ^^ Fun times.
I was saddened by that post. It wasn't as funny as it should have been. There have been MUCH better times in IRC.
