If You Were President

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  1. Shrubbery915

    Shrubbery915 Well-Known Member

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    Ok guys just post what you would do, and how you would do it if you were president. Seriously dont be stupid and be like "If i was president i would ask congress to give me money, become a dictator by killing congress behind there backs, and take over the world" Thats stupid actually think about what you would do in Africa, which right now Bush is doing jack crap. How would you handle the war? How would you better our nation?

    For all the Non Americans just pretend to be the President of your country...dont want to leave yall out!

    Make this fun guys!

    If i was president...

    Instead of fighting a war on terrorism i would send my troops to Africa were thousands of people are dieing. I would send food, medicine, doctors. I would set up a military base to take care of the guerilla warefare that happens everyday. I would try to actually make Africa a better place...Make them more involved in the world. Really i think that huge *** continent is a waste right now.

    Hmm, i would try to find a better fuel sorce for our automobiles. I believe if we had hydrogen power cars or something of the sort that we wouldnt be in iraq right now...cause i think one of the major reasons we are there is because of the oil. I would do this buy telling all the automobile companies, American and European, that whoever makes the best hydrogen powered car that is affordable for all classes (high,middle,lower), has good milledge(sp) and can match the looks of our cars today will get..idk some big cash or something.

    I guess thats all i can think of for now...
     
  2. DeAd3yE11

    DeAd3yE11 New Member

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    If I was president....

    I would legalize Marijuana :P

    To be honest :)
     
  3. dementia

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    id make hugh heffner my bitch, therefore all his bitches would be consequently mine, w00t w00t, move over Bill Clinton, Bryan is the new pimp of the white house!

    actually... i unno, its too unrealisting for me to be able to comprehend it...
     
  4. xlink

    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    I wuld institute masive reform, shrink governemnt size, eliminate redtape and fix alot fo bull. Medicare would be gone in it's place would be fairly priced medicine from newly fineable companies. Social security cut drastically and replaced with a book explaining how to save money and a package explaining how to get out of debt. and lastly MJ legalized in moderation.
     
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    If I was President...

    I would most likely legalize prostitution and pornography.
     
  6. Symbolic

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    I think porno is already legal...=\ anyways if I was pres...I'd set-up an offical PC LAN party consuming from every tilte from CS to Civ 4 =D
     
  7. JamesioIII

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    If I were president, I would increase taxes, bomb the hell out of all Iraq and ----, and make the citizens of the US slaves.
     
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    i would legalize weed, and since that would happen lower the age to like 10 and same with drinking lol
     
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    I would evacuate all of the citizens in Iraq and then biochem the whole place to get read of the guerillas. Then I would lower taxes a bit, and start giving out free .us domains.
     
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    Porn is legal. Prostitution isn't. THey are two different things.

    If I was President, I get elected on Friday, assasinated on Saturday, and buried on Sunday. >.>

    To be serious, I would get the hell out of Iraq and focus on our own problems.
     

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