If You Were Going To Die.......

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  1. PugMilamber

    PugMilamber Well-Known Member

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    Me too, but this is a hypothetical question. I would be SOOOO drunk i probably wouldn't remember how i died (errr) but if the choice was there before the Jack Daniels started to flow i'd like to die in a state of euphoria of a massive heart attack brought on by drink and drugs and compounded by the 12 playboy playmates taking turns bouncin up and down on me.... All paid for by the unsecured personal loan i took out the day before hehe
     
  2. FM Lawlhalla

    FM Lawlhalla Senior Member

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    an overload of voltage.
    to put on youtube.

    il be immortal that way.

    on the news everywhere.
     
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    xX King Well-Known Member

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    In my sleep for sure.
    Or die in a whore house. :(
     
  4. ferret

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    Here are a few ways I'd like to get killed:

    a. Get shot in the head. Round goes through the upper nose, snaps the brain stem at the connection point between the spinal chord and the brain. Body wouldn't have the chance to twitch, feel pain, or anything associated with death; the brain can't send the signals out to do those things. Hell, I get brain matter splattered all over the guy next to me! Bonus points to the shooter if I don't know I'm getting shot.

    b. Do a repeat of Charlie Whitman's Great Dog and Pony Show at the University of Texas. Meaning walk my ass on up to a clock tower with a trunk full of guns, baricade myself up there, pick a rifle, and start shooting. Props to the SWAT team that gets me.

    c. Drive through Memphis in a stolen tank from the local National Guard armory. Run a few houses over, flatten a few cars, and drive myself around for a while until somebody with some balls knocks out the tank. Bonus points to me if I can walk off with a few shells for the main gun and fire them at the Pyramid and a few other places.

    d. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Revisited. Props if I can pull off the Mall of America Holiday Special.

    e. Headbutting a sidewalk. Enough said.

    I'll think of some more incredibly badass ways to die later.

    Yes, because:

    a. There is no such thing as a 22mm round. Do you mean a .22 caliber? If so, you're getting shot at almost point-blank if you want an instant death. Have fun getting hit in the right spot (Yes, people have survived point-blank .22 shots - one guy tried to shoot himself and ended up losing part of his jaw, teeth, gums, and tongue, nothing else; .22 doesn't fragment until it hits about fifty meters, and that's about their max accurate range).

    b. You haven't gotten laid yet in the story. If you can get shot in the face during the money shot while making a porno howevr, I get full rights to the video; it'd be so ----ing badass.

    c. You aren't roundhouse-kicking everybody in sequence, firing your handgun into the air a few times, running away from an angry crowd of Native Americans, jumping onto your horse, and riding off into the sunset on your way to get laid.
     
  5. FM Lawlhalla

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    Badass chuck norris style
     
  6. Rallypacker

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    I guess in my sleep... Painless ftw.
     
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    this is no joke.. i would like to get shot
     
  8. Sapphire Blade

    Sapphire Blade Well-Known Member

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    some of you people are a little disturbed...hope you guys were just playing :unsure:
     
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    I would choose in my sleep too. It's harmless, and even know your going to die, it will be very painful to even feel somthing that painfull for even 1 or 2 seconds.
     
  10. Phili G

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    omg I was gonna say in my girlfriends arms
     
  11. Blue_fire

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    I wouldnt mind dying while working as a cop in or in a war.
     
  12. David.

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    I would.
     
  13. David.Blanch

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    I would jump out from something really tall. Like world trade center, if they were still here.
    Why? because I wanna feel I'm alive till the last second before I'm dead and I think that the ultimate way to be alive is to fall...
     
  14. Captain Anarchy1

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    I'd want to reenact the death from the son five nails through the neck by cannibal corpse here are the lyrics:

    Knock him out with chloroform
    Surreptitious trapping tack
    Drag the body to the trunk
    Take the captive to the house and down into the basement

    Binding method is extreme
    Unconscious I will pierce the hands and feet
    Arms and legs nailed to the wood
    Beneath the table blood is forming shallow pools

    Perforate the abdomen
    Punctured organs start to fail
    Mounting pain revives the man
    His gaze meets mine then panic starts, the nails leave him immobilized

    Head is thrashing from the pain
    I must nail it to the wood with long sharp nails
    Penetration of the flesh
    Five dozen nails will hold him down

    Five nails
    My hammer pounds them, the steel secures him
    Five nails
    My victim conscious, he is immobile
    I raise my hammer, and aim for the throat

    Five nails through the neck

    Trachea is torn
    Gasping sounds are heard
    Life is leaving him
    But not soon enough

    Agony, torturous

    Long nails penetrate
    Through the flesh and bone
    Table dripping blood
    Victim full of holes

    Suffer, merciless

    [Solo: Pat O'Brien]

    Five nails through the
    Five nails through the neck

    60 nails adorn the fool
    12 on each leg and arm
    4 of them aerate his face
    3 puncture is abdomen and leave his vitals oozing

    I step back and view my work
    Torture victim lies drained of life
    Outside world will never know
    How many nails the victim felt before he died

    Five nails through the neck



    i <3 cannibal corpse

    i'd just like to die a really violent death so i could make the news and everybody would be like wtf who the hell would do something like that
     
  15. David.

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    That pic is stupid. I would like to die by blowing somewhere up with explosives attatched to me, that way I will be remembered :P
     

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