Me too, but this is a hypothetical question. I would be SOOOO drunk i probably wouldn't remember how i died (errr) but if the choice was there before the Jack Daniels started to flow i'd like to die in a state of euphoria of a massive heart attack brought on by drink and drugs and compounded by the 12 playboy playmates taking turns bouncin up and down on me.... All paid for by the unsecured personal loan i took out the day before hehe
Here are a few ways I'd like to get killed: a. Get shot in the head. Round goes through the upper nose, snaps the brain stem at the connection point between the spinal chord and the brain. Body wouldn't have the chance to twitch, feel pain, or anything associated with death; the brain can't send the signals out to do those things. Hell, I get brain matter splattered all over the guy next to me! Bonus points to the shooter if I don't know I'm getting shot. b. Do a repeat of Charlie Whitman's Great Dog and Pony Show at the University of Texas. Meaning walk my ass on up to a clock tower with a trunk full of guns, baricade myself up there, pick a rifle, and start shooting. Props to the SWAT team that gets me. c. Drive through Memphis in a stolen tank from the local National Guard armory. Run a few houses over, flatten a few cars, and drive myself around for a while until somebody with some balls knocks out the tank. Bonus points to me if I can walk off with a few shells for the main gun and fire them at the Pyramid and a few other places. d. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Revisited. Props if I can pull off the Mall of America Holiday Special. e. Headbutting a sidewalk. Enough said. I'll think of some more incredibly badass ways to die later. Yes, because: a. There is no such thing as a 22mm round. Do you mean a .22 caliber? If so, you're getting shot at almost point-blank if you want an instant death. Have fun getting hit in the right spot (Yes, people have survived point-blank .22 shots - one guy tried to shoot himself and ended up losing part of his jaw, teeth, gums, and tongue, nothing else; .22 doesn't fragment until it hits about fifty meters, and that's about their max accurate range). b. You haven't gotten laid yet in the story. If you can get shot in the face during the money shot while making a porno howevr, I get full rights to the video; it'd be so ----ing badass. c. You aren't roundhouse-kicking everybody in sequence, firing your handgun into the air a few times, running away from an angry crowd of Native Americans, jumping onto your horse, and riding off into the sunset on your way to get laid.
I would choose in my sleep too. It's harmless, and even know your going to die, it will be very painful to even feel somthing that painfull for even 1 or 2 seconds.
I would jump out from something really tall. Like world trade center, if they were still here. Why? because I wanna feel I'm alive till the last second before I'm dead and I think that the ultimate way to be alive is to fall...
I'd want to reenact the death from the son five nails through the neck by cannibal corpse here are the lyrics: Knock him out with chloroform Surreptitious trapping tack Drag the body to the trunk Take the captive to the house and down into the basement Binding method is extreme Unconscious I will pierce the hands and feet Arms and legs nailed to the wood Beneath the table blood is forming shallow pools Perforate the abdomen Punctured organs start to fail Mounting pain revives the man His gaze meets mine then panic starts, the nails leave him immobilized Head is thrashing from the pain I must nail it to the wood with long sharp nails Penetration of the flesh Five dozen nails will hold him down Five nails My hammer pounds them, the steel secures him Five nails My victim conscious, he is immobile I raise my hammer, and aim for the throat Five nails through the neck Trachea is torn Gasping sounds are heard Life is leaving him But not soon enough Agony, torturous Long nails penetrate Through the flesh and bone Table dripping blood Victim full of holes Suffer, merciless [Solo: Pat O'Brien] Five nails through the Five nails through the neck 60 nails adorn the fool 12 on each leg and arm 4 of them aerate his face 3 puncture is abdomen and leave his vitals oozing I step back and view my work Torture victim lies drained of life Outside world will never know How many nails the victim felt before he died Five nails through the neck i <3 cannibal corpse i'd just like to die a really violent death so i could make the news and everybody would be like wtf who the hell would do something like that
That pic is stupid. I would like to die by blowing somewhere up with explosives attatched to me, that way I will be remembered
