My buddy and I we're taking the city bus, and we went through the worst part of our neighborhood. Obviously, I was fine going through it, since I was in the bus. Well... I looked out the side of the bus, out the window and out of no where, these dudes took a baseball bat to the back of some guys head... I was completely shocked, and I couldn't look away. They continued to beat the guy with the bat, where ever the baseball bat would land. Apparently, while I was watching, someone let the driver know, who then (stupidly) went outside of the bus and started yelling at the guys. They were a little startled, and one of them ran to a nearby car (which was probably theirs), and the other guy took out a gun and shot the person 4 times. I was completely shocked when I came home, and when I told my parents what I saw they said "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air" I begged and pleaded with her the other day. But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kissin’ and she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it. First class, yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of bel-air livin’ like, hmm this might be alright! I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought naw just forget it, yo homes to Bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, homes smell you later" looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.
Theres already been a thread like this on GR. And even then it wasn't original.. Nice try though.. Next time don't mix up the fail pills with the ownage pills.
