I Hate School...

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  1. Marforce

    Marforce Senior Member

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    why do i need to learn this crap

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    WTF is with option 2 (below)

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    Shouldn't be so geeky and your homework wouldn't suck so much.
     
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    I didn't realize pharmacy was considered that geeky...
     
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    Well, now you know!
     
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    oh well, salary will make up for it
     
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    So will the access to prescription drugs.
     
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    I have little red pimples around my ass hole, they are sore to touch and are quite hard, I also have a burning sensation when I pee. I got the symptoms after a romantic night with Gary Glitter.

    What can you prescribe me?
     
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    disulfiram should keep those nights from happening again....
     
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    But I need something to get rid of the spots and the burning.. :(
     
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    hyrdocortisone suppositories for you then!

    oh.. remove the tinfoil packaging.. i've heard some nasty stories when people dont
     
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    How much do I owe you?
     
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    I will defer payment to Majin, who might prefer to take a turn catching some of your pitching...
     
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    Can I get some Hydrocodone?

    Or some Oxycodone with some Alprazolam?
     
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    Try risperidone...

    Not to mention hydromorphone > hydrocodone> oxycodone

    And no, turning drug seekers down is too entertaining to support
     
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    Indeed? Hmm...I may have to expand my horizons...I thought of moprhine...but we all know how ugly that is.
     

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