How To Kick Your Pc Ass

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  1. verbal backflip

    verbal backflip Well-Known Member

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    I need tips on how i can make my computer suffer, tho it still will need to work. I haven't been able to GFX lately, made a crappy tag and lost my will, cant use resources as my whole system crashes, etc etc etc.
    It's a pentium IV 1.5ghz , i got 30 gb hard disc and 1GB SDRam . My video card is a nvidia geforce mx400/400.

    Anyone wants to donate either by giving me a new pc AND/OR telling me how to make it suffer ?

    Thanks, i hope it goes to pc hell for beeing such a bitch.
     
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    go on millions of porn sites and click every ad you see while at the same time switch off every anti-virus you have :D

    also sledgehammers are also a good choice

    but my fav has to be a video camera,the computer,a cliff and a few friends i think youll know what to do :)

    also if you happan to live round an area where you can get dynamite or any type of explosives i think they'll suffice
     
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    Anti-Virus ? : O

    Never needed, BUT i'm not inviting every hax0r here to hax me, ty : D
     
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    Donate it =)
     
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    Build a pipe bomb... put it inside... detinate... laugh...

    In that order.

    or

    Get a friend... get a truck... get in back of truck... get friend to drive truck... get up to speed (50-70 MPH)... throw PC off truck... laugh...

    In that order.
     
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    install crysis.
     
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    All you need to do is go on porn sites and click every ad... or... goto CRACK/WAREZ sites (search for them on google)

    They always contain trojans, which will eat away ur computer.
     
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    Let me add to that. Get as many warez as you can.
     
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    benchmarks. many benchmarks.
     
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    Zohair Formerly zohBOT

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    Or make your dog pee on it everyday.
     
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    Nuff said. I dled that game, and my comp crashed. never attempting that again.
     
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    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    assuming you're running XP or 2000



    right click my computer and go to properties, then go to the advanced tab startup and recovery then go to edit

    add in the /max mem tag

    should look something liek this

    [boot loader]
    timeout=3
    default=multi(0)disk(0)rdisk(0)partition(1)\WINDOWS
    [operating systems]
    multi(0)disk(0)rdisk(0)partition(1)\WINDOWS="Microsoft Windows XP -----" /noexecute=optin /fastdetect /noguiboot /maxmem=90


    read for details
    http://support.microsoft.com/kb/108393


    basically max mem DRASTICALLY limits how much RAM your system can access max mem 90 means SLOW.

    maxmem108 is consaidered optimal for running superpi, a 1mb program, as having so little RAM means windows runs fewer servicess and therefore more power is devoted solely to superpi
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    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    simultaneously


    speaking of which, just download prime 95 have that run in the background too.
     
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    Zohair Formerly zohBOT

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    ^ LOL. Xelink is cool.
     
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    eat it



    piece by piece
     

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