How To Get Sick In 2 Days

School is for chumps... Go army, or go home. Its all about serving your country.

 

Serving your country is good and important...but I dont think that you should not be able to read your promotion certificate <_<

 

Skip school to hang with us? Coolio.

Drink from the toilet, especally after your uncle used it, you'll be sick in no time =D

 

take a shower...run around outside naked go back in take a got shower...run outside again repeat


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no he means after u ate from a same thing that sick person did


like that guy who has mono eats a slice of pizza and igves it to you and u eat it

 

dumb idea due

 

You'll either have to do work from home or make it up on your own time. You're just screwing yourself over, don't be stupid.

 

in the monring, stick ur hand down ur throat, puke, then say ur sick. Stay home.

if u cant puke, drink eggs or sumtin and u will

 

mono is nothing. I had mono when I was 11... I still had to go to school, but I couldn't do any hard physical activity for 2 months. Mono is the stupidest 'disease' ever, if you could call it a disease.

 

easy way is rub water on your neck if you keep your neck moist you'll get a sore throat and all that problly end up missing a good 2-3 weeks

all depends on how much water you put

 

why miss school? You'll just have to make up all the work you missed.

 

Actually the "kissing disease" is spread by spit.. Yea that's right. That's indeed why you get it of drinking of another persons can, or glass, or by kissing.


on topic. Ask your friends to kiss your sister, than kiss your friends.

 

@Dream - Lmao, yeah what you said about the hookers is right, but this dude cant be that old and probably couldnt afford a hooker(not that i could either)

 

hey, i know a girl who has a little brother who has mono..


weird

 

maybe try drinking from the same cup as her. like get a drink for her and then drink from it after here. i dont really now how this disease actually spreads so maybe my way wont work.

if this has already been said then too bad i was too lazy and tired to read all the posts.

 

like most diseases with the mouth u can just drink after her why would u want it...never had it but herd it aint fun