How To Get Sick In 2 Days

ok, my sister has mononucleosus, or kissing disease, and she gets to skip around 2 weeks to 2 months of school. Now, I really don't want to go to school, so what's a good way to get sick without actually kissing her lol. Any tips?

Thanks!

 

It's kissing disease, right? So I guess there's no other way?

 

Well.. how old are you?

 

... okay. So you're asking how to get a disease. Why not go for the full blown way to get out of school; go down to the corner, pick up a hooker and do without the condom.. BOOM, you go aids. The ultimate "get-out-of-school" disease for ya.

Clearly that was sarcasm, but it was meant to show how dumb you must be to want to get an illness.

 

go out in teh frezzing cold rain, get urself pneumonia no i was just kidding ,i could get arrested for murder if you died lol

 

Mono is often mistaken as the "kissing disease" when actually it is mostly spread by eating or drinking after a person.

 

that sentance didnt make sense?

it is spread by eating or drinking after a person :S

don't you mean kissing them after they have ate or drank?

 

aka sharing food which i see most teens in school doing these days, that prob is the most likely way to get the disease

 

Eat expired food... lol..

 

Why not just ask us how to get cancer!

 

Yeah, just drink from the same cup as her BUT i don't recommend getting sick. Why miss school? It IS important to go. How old are you?

 

want cancer... smoke.

40years later "congratulations you have installed cancer"

 

share drinks and you will get it

 

Dude school is amazing it’s the best days of your life even better then getting into fights with some persons blow up Santa and having the cops tell you that your going to get arrested unless you go inside now due to been drinking all day on new years eve. University comes close to been fun but you have to work hard and do the work school is a free ride and a easy life. But if you want a trick to bump school then eat oxo cubes and cream and drink cheap pop you should puke within 0-15 mins.

 

Hmm.... don't see much of a point to get sick just to skip school, some classes are really crucial, don't think I'd want to feel the agony of being sick just to skip a day or two's time from learning.