How Should The Perfect Bf/gf Be?

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  1. Shannon.

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    How do you guys think the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend should be? :)
     
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    <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">Dementia is just stretching his douche muscles. Don't worry about it too much lol.</span>
     
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    Like, get your babalons out for the crowd.
     
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    Don't worry, HaVoC is attempting to flex his penis... but its not working too well.
     
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    Guess you aren't a perfect boyfriend then :tongue: :tongue:


    haha :D
     
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    As the great pedobear once said, "I like my women like I like my whiskey, twelve years old and mixed up with coke".
     
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    I prefer the term **** buddy over boyfriend, it lets me have sex with multiple women than force me to stick to just 1. Yes, I am selfish. No, I don't care about your feelings.
     
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