<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">Dementia is just stretching his douche muscles. Don't worry about it too much lol.</span>
As the great pedobear once said, "I like my women like I like my whiskey, twelve years old and mixed up with coke".
I prefer the term **** buddy over boyfriend, it lets me have sex with multiple women than force me to stick to just 1. Yes, I am selfish. No, I don't care about your feelings.