How Much Do You Cost?

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  1. Morv

    Morv Well-Known Member

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    Post how much you cost !

    1. Had sex: $10.00

    2. Smoked: $3.00

    3. Got drunk: $7.00

    4. Went skinny dipping: $5.00

    5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex: $5.00

    6. Kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00

    7. Cheated on a test: $2.00

    8. Fell asleep in **** $0.50

    9. Been expelled: $5.00

    10. Been in a fist fight: $10.00

    11. Given oral: $10.00

    12. Got oral: $10.00

    13. Prank called the cops: $3.00

    14. Stole something: $2.00

    15. Done drugs: $5.00

    16.Dyed your hair: $0.50

    17. Done something with someone older (like a few years): $3.00

    18. Went out with someone OVER 18 (if your under 1: $4.00

    19. Ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50

    20. Cried yourself to sleep: $1.00

    21. Said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00

    22. Been in love: $4.00

    23. Got caught doing something that you shouldn't have been doing: $1.00

    24. Went streaking: $4.00

    25. Got arrested: $5.00

    26. Made out with someone: $2.00

    27. Peed in the pool: $0.50

    28. Played spin the bottle: $1.00

    29. Done something you regret: $3.00

    30. Haven't had sex with a morv: -$50000

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    Then convert it into credits, lol.

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  2. Zohair

    Zohair Formerly zohBOT

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    Superb let me calculate... :)
     
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    1. Had sex: $1000.00

    2. Smoked: $3000.00

    3. Got drunk: $700.00

    4. Went skinny dipping: $500.00

    5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex: $25.00

    6. Kissed someone of the same sex: $2500000.00

    7. Cheated on a test: $2.00

    8. Fell asleep in **** $999999.99

    9. Been expelled: $5555.00

    10. Been in a fist fight: $100.00

    11. Given oral: $1000.00

    12. Got oral: $10.00

    13. Prank called the cops: $300.00

    14. Stole something: $2.00

    15. Done drugs: $50000.00

    16.Dyed your hair: $10000000000000.00

    17. Done something with someone older (like a few years): $30000.00

    18. Went out with someone OVER 18 (if your under 1: $40.00

    19. Ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50

    20. Cried yourself to sleep: $10.00

    21. Said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00

    22. Been in love: $99999999.00

    23. Got caught doing something that you shouldn't have been doing: $50000.00

    24. Went streaking: $100000000000000.00

    25. Got arrested: $50.00

    26. Made out with someone: $2.00

    27. Peed in the pool: $0.50

    28. Played spin the bottle: $1.00

    29. Done something you regret: $30000.00

    im not converting that into creds >.<
     
  4. Morv

    Morv Well-Known Member

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    You're suposed to count it up like if you have done these three things :

    14. Stole something: $2.00

    15. Done drugs: $5.00

    16.Dyed your hair: $0.50

    Then you're worth $7.50

    and stop lying about all the sex. mothersday kisses don't count.
     
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    awwwww
     
  6. Morv

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    $17 which adds up to idk creds. depends who your buying from how many creds >.<
     
  8. Morv

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    you only cost 17 dollars?
     
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    im 13 thats probably quite high for my age lolz
     
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    gtfo here you kid






























    j/k, nah, the lower the better !
     
  11. Zohair

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  12. Undertow

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    cash only plx
     
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