How Do I Skip School...

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  1. .entropy

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    If you can't figure out how to skip by yourself, you don't deserve to get out of school free.
     
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    Ok, if you wanna skip bring a dead animal into school and ddnt let go fof it... They gotta kick u out eventually, worked in my school. Some naturist found a dead rabbit and wouldnt let it go. He went home.

    2nd, 1 more racist comment and ima flip out. I dont care if your serious, dont say the N word...
     
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    I always asked to go to the bathroom, then just walked out...>_>....:D...just me though, I got caught like every time...teachers don't believe you can take a four hour dump...>_>....:D...when you're in HighSchool they don't care..lol...
     
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    Well up until they released a new graduation requirement to my year i was up for being a straight A student going to University to be a Lawyer.

    The new requirement is a "portfolio"... it has all sorts of bull---- in that needs to be documented and put in the form of a website, then presented to a panel of judges. It all sounds easy enough, but unless they want to pay me for going to school, im not up for doing 20 hours of community service, writing essays upon essays on random ---- like diversity, honesty and art...

    I was optimistic at first, and started doing some of the things, but when i got my mark back on an essay about my feeling on a piece of art telling me im wrong, that put me over the ----ing edge. How can MY OPINION on MY OPINION be wrong!

    I emailed/phoned/mailed the Ministry of education... the replies i got:
    - no email
    - got hung up on
    - no reply
    its funny how someone out to "help" students doesnt have the decency to answer students.


    Well anywho, ive kinda went off topic....
    If anyone is listening to me, and on the verge of deciding whether to stay on the road of school, or go the other route, ill give my insite.

    School is pointless but fun... yes, i said it, school is fun. Most people dont realize this, but it really is! Imagine what you would be doing right the whole day without school... everything would get old really fast. School is a pass-time, and the things you do in it with friends make it even better. Those who study dont get to know the fun of goofing off, ----ing around, skipping, and just being an ass.
    Once you realize the "punishments" a teacher can give you, its really harmless.
    - suspension... so i get to sleep in and watch tv all day; explain how this is punishment?
    - detention... am i really going to show up?
    - sent to office... what can they do that teachers cant? Longer suspension?

    Teachers cant do ----, they hold no power.
     

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