How Can A Girl Miss You And Like You But Not Wanna Go Out?

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  1. kh2-sora

    kh2-sora Well-Known Member

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    I like poop
     
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    Are you willing to say you love poop?
     
  3. Broken

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    Can you really love an inanimate object?

    Forget love.

    CAN AN INANIMATE OBJECT HOLD YOU CLOSE AT NIGHT?!?!

    / Discuss
     
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    Pretty sure my pillow can hold me tight if I tape it around my face?
     
  5. Shadow

    Shadow his name... was Boner!

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    It's called a straight jacket.
     
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    That's all hours of the day though. Also it's either straitjacket or straight-jacket NOT straight jacket.
     
  7. scarletham

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    But is the jacket holding you or are you holding the jacket?

    /discuss
     
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    Since the jacket can't spell, it's clear that you are holding IT. Obviously.
     
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    You may as well be an inanimate object in bed, so yes, an inanimate object can hold you close at night.
     
  10. Epic Flux

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    Wow I go for a few months and this topic goes RAVING OUT OF FREAKING CONTROL? Christ I wanted some opinions not so... Inanimate object in bed? Honestly dementia... I expected so much more... Welllllll anyways for anyone that was ever as so curious, it didn't end up working out for a few reasons. Things did get better after that and we got real close. Pulled some childish things like sneaking over to her house on saturday nights while her mom was out and we chilled in her room and ---- (nothing happend and if anyone says "OMG WTF BBQ YOU DIDN'T BONE HER?!?!?!? wtf rofl1!@!!!1111 IM GAY" so help me god... Btw that night I was just like venting and stuff since she kinda like dropped a bomb on me then and it was a major wtf moment for me since I never took the time to get this interested in a girl. Anyways so I would stay their and sleep with her and wake up scared ----less that her mom would start banging on the door to check on her. Good times... Well then things kinda wen't down and I never found out why after she gave me my class ring back till about summer when finally her sister told me she was pregnant. Yeah I know what the hell? Learned something though, 1, Don't try to date someone who lies that they broke up with their ex but was still going out. 2, love... Is never a waist :)

    Had some good times with her but It was never meant to be. Owell I'll be getting active again on the forums (for like the 3rd attempt at being a better member XD)

    Cheers! Thanks for the support. I did read a majority of your replies and most were great and some just plain strange. And to the douche who commented on me looking weird, blow me, I was stoned and just go out of the shower. And no I'm not fat, unless weighing 180/ being a soccer player is the new fat o_O
     
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    Id say some of you have severe issues when you a young lad and never got over it, and/or never realized you had these issues and continued on in life. Ehem dementia.
     
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    I've accepted my issue, if you've ever read one of my longer rants on the subject you'd have known that.
     
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    Zohair Formerly zohBOT

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    I feel sorry about that, but eventually everyone gets over the ----.
     
  14. Epic Flux

    Epic Flux Well-Known Member

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    Thanks Zoh, and yes, the ----- on the pedestal rant dementia. Word up their bro ;)
     
  15. kovan

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    in my opinion it should be called Gay-jacket instead of Straight-jacket..
     

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