Home Depot Scam

Discussion in 'Spam Heaven' started by FUBAR, Jan 7, 2008.

  1. FUBAR

    FUBAR Senior Member

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    Be on the lookout for this...very bad.

    A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat.

    On the way, they start having sex with each other. I must admit that got me a bit excited. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
     
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    inverse Banned from GR

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    Ahahahaha thats awesome.
     
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    if you have no wallet on you = awesome...
     
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    bulk buy a few hundred and fill them with monopoly money.
     
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    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    place wallet in glove compartment...

    FREE SEX
     
  6. XxCarbinexX

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    I want my wallet stolen.
     

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