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  1. Neuron

    Neuron Senior Member

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    my name is clash i work for att and i make photo realistic vectors

    here are examples of my work

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    avatar related; its mah bitch
     
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    Lefthanded Gentlemen of Leisure

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    More pictures of your bitch.
     
  3. Neuron

    Neuron Senior Member

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    Lefthanded Gentlemen of Leisure

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    Neuron I literally thought your bitch was like a supermodel or something.
     
  5. Neuron

    Neuron Senior Member

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    who said dat
     
  6. Nicasus

    Nicasus Been watching you all day

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    She has AIDS.

    I can tell by the look on her face, and from seeing quite a few AIDS patients in my days.


    I am so sorry :(
     
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    Sanity Penguin My sex is on fire

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    Yes well, Mulder should know I suppose
     
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    Nicasus Been watching you all day

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    I am one of the first who started spreading AIDS.
    Now, all youngsters think it's cool and try to be like me.


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    Sanity Penguin My sex is on fire

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    Is that why Scully left?
     
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    Sorry to tell you this Neuron, but I hooked up with that slut at a bar a few months ago. Bitch gave me herpes. Better get yourself checked.

    I probably should have known better. Her vag smelled like 2 month old tuna dipped in paint thinner.
     
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    o well at least i still got my 300,000 a year job at att
     
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    inverse Banned from GR

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    I heard you copy+paste the pictures of cellphones into their brochure templates! Is this true?!

    Wowzers.
     
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    yeah but im also making photo real vectors. u can look at it in my portfolio if u really want to see. im not going to post it though, but u can look at it.
     
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    Just remember, when you rasterize the vector to a low quality jpeg, as you always do, the colour, dimensions, shape and texture will all change slightly, and all of a sudden your high quality, painstakingly created cellphone vector will look like a low resolution image you found on the web, poorly cut out with the Pen-Tool (Who am I kidding; magnetic-lasso tool), and pasted an Android logo on it.
     
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    i cant find the magnetic lasso tool in paint.
     

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