I don't know how many I have but you can have em if you help me find this. Ok So I was playing rainbow six and this guy as soon as I come into the lobby starts rambling on about farting and pooping. It was the funniest thing ever. Apparently it shows all the degrees and levels of farting and pooping. One that I distinctly remember is the "fly by" where when you have to go real bad you check the stalls and if there is anyone there you leave and come back later and check again.... had to of been there I guess. Then there was the Cubicle one where you walk around you office farting (has to be silent) and keep walking so everyone smells it but can't pin point the location. Then you give yourself 30 feet between you and your cubicle to walk there so the pants air out and the smell isn't pin pointed to your cubicle. They weren't seperate jokes it was a list of stuff that was together. Kid was an ass and wouldn't tell me where he found it. Merged Post: Never mind just found it hahaha. I'll post it up.
