Good Movie To Ensure Girl Gets Horny?

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  1. Sock

    Sock Well-Known Member

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    EDIT: Because you people are more dense than a dwarf star or something that's super dense... like a japanese subway, I have to readjust what I'm saying. Guess it needs to be spelled out because you guys are stupid. I forget that not everyone can be as awesome and perfect as I am.

    A girl is coming over to my place (or I'm going to hers, but tbh I'd rather not have to leave the house; she can take the bus) for an arranged date. We've planned to watch a movie. I know I'm having sex. I'm just curious if you guys know a good movie in general to get a girl somewhat hot because I'm going to be watching one anyway, I'd like it to at least work in my favour.

    Thanks!

    Edit: Porn answers, while funny, are not exactly what I'm looking for here.
     
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    Why would you need a movie.
     
  3. Papermache

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    I would have to agree with MewTwo here. Depends on the girl, depends on you, depends on many things and a movie is hardly the best choice for making a girl horny.

    Or you could use Dementia's method. Rohypnol.
     
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    I would like to know also, just a curious interest, not that I need movies you know......But it would be funny to see if anyone has an answer, i would try it out to see if it works.
     
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    All you really have to do is just get close and slowly start touching. If she's stupid it'll work. Works for me anyways.
     
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    Is this a troll?

    If it's not...

    All women are different when it comes to being turned on. You have to know what they like, if you don't know what they like you'll have to experiment with her and try to discreetly find out what kind of things they like to have done to them that gets them in the mood.

    It's something you have to have a feel for, learn about the girl and you shouldn't have a problem.
     
  7. Shadow

    Shadow his name... was Boner!

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    Scary movies of course. Nothing disgusting like Hostel or Saw or a movie where a girl gets raped.


    Also Titanic. If that doesn't work then try Romeo & Juliet. Any movies with Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, or Orlando Bloom.
     
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    Obviously she won't get horny for you if she's looking at Brad Putt and Johnny Depp.
     
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    lol but if shes horny for another guy and all she has is you.. then .......... she'll have to do with you. right?
     
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    While imagining the other guy.
     
  12. Shadow

    Shadow his name... was Boner!

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    He never mentioned anything about her getting horny for him. He just said what movie would make a girl horny.
     
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    Well played. Hats off to you, sir.
     
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    A SCARY MOVIE.


    SCARY.
     

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