Girls - Crushes, Problems, Nervousness, Etc.

Discussion in 'Spam Heaven' started by JordanGen, Sep 19, 2007.

  1. ImFcuked

    ImFcuked Well-Known Member

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    Take my last post's advice.
    I'm 1337.
     
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    here's some advice, show her ur l33t photoshop sk1LLZ, that get's the girls trust me on thsi one, lol
     
  3. ImFcuked

    ImFcuked Well-Known Member

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    It's true, it works ;)
     
  4. SM RxBandits

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    stick it in her pooper
     
  5. JordanGen

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    LOOOOL. That's a bad idea. Do not go in for the kill. First you stalk, then go in for the kill.
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    Exactly.
    Talk to her for a while,
    THEN grab her boobs.
    If she slaps you, it means she likes you, keep going. Then, if she says shes calling the cops she's being kinky.
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    Hahaha, cracks me up every single time I read that. Oh and I forgot to mention that she's a grade lower than I am, and I'm graduating next year -_- Don't want to rush anything though.
     
  6. ShneakySquirrel

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    Is that 7th-8th? Or 11th-12th? Either way, you aren't graduating for about 8 months... that's plenty of time.
     
  7. diverseartist

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    http://www.askmen.com


    THAT SITE IS THE BEST SITE MADE IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD.
    TRUST ME.
    ------ING PWNAGE.
     
  8. ImFcuked

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    THAT WORKS TOO!
    ------, this kids gonna be --- when we're done with him ;)
     
  9. JordanGen

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    Lol, 11th-12th, I'm currently in 11th, I think she's 10th :D
     
  10. ImFcuked

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    Tell her you want sexy time.
     
  11. Nasuul

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    ...dont wat ever u do fall and grab her tits...its a short trip to the ER.
     
  12. ImFcuked

    ImFcuked Well-Known Member

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    Don't listen to him, he's lying.
     
  13. diverseartist

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    Pictures,


    or it never happened.
     
  14. ThugRider

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    You gotta do whatever gets her attention, xD.

    BUT HERE IS ONE VERY IMPORTANT TIP.

    DON'T SHOW HER THIS THREAD.

    I don't know how is she going to react, but I wouldn't like to be in your spot. Huh. That would be wierd for ya.

    Don't show her too much attention.

    If you're easy, it's no fun. Do you think girls like that? Get her attention first. Then ignore a bit and they think...

    Every other guy is easy. But he's not. Humm. I wonder if I can get him to like me...

    Something like that. ;) I'm in a rush. Gl.
     
  15. Hadouken

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    lol, best advice so far. xD
     

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