Get Out Of Detention?

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  1. Nicasus

    Nicasus Been watching you all day

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    Just do your damn homework, it's as simple as that.
     
  2. IamRag

    IamRag Well-Known Member

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    Okay, tips.

    1. Take food under ur shirt, wear a belt with juice box's etc.

    2. Get water guns and fill em up with sticky orange soda.

    3. get a cool hair cut and wear camo gear.

    4. rock up at school demanding for detention to be put down.

    5. if they say no, squirt em with all the orange soda while they chase you.

    6. find a base, i.e bush etc.

    7. Get out ur juice box and aim it at the person hu is chasing u

    8. step on it.

    9. Gratz, u now have a juice box bomb.

    10. run home.

    11. soon you will get a phone call from the school, pick it up and say "hey this the ***** family, we cannot take your call at the moment but if you leave 1 message we will get back to you, where not gonna reply if u are impatient and send more then 1. please leave after the burp"

    12. burp.
    (following steps only can happen if u have a car)
    13. get ur car and take it to the school.

    14. to burn outs/cut ups on the lawn.

    15. Run man ------ing run now, RUN!..

    16. stop reading now.

    17. Seriosly, stop.

    18. STOP

    18. Reapeated step.

    19. By law i have to make 20 steps, according to my perol.

    20. The end.
     
  3. :: Blaze ::

    :: Blaze :: Well-Known Member

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    LOL!
     
  4. LL5

    LL5 Senior Member

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    LOL at Rag xD. Iunno, maybe I'll say, I broke my hand or something :D.
     
  5. imwellhung

    imwellhung Well-Known Member

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    broke your hand? yeah the school system is retarded... they wont notice a thing.
     
  6. LL5

    LL5 Senior Member

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    :D.
     
  7. dylan5102

    dylan5102 Senior Member

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    just go... I wnet aswell for not doing my homework it's not like they kill you there...
     
  8. LL5

    LL5 Senior Member

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    Or do they?
     
  9. dylan5102

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    If i was dead i wouldn't be typing this message right now...
     
  10. Slight

    Slight Senior Member

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    lol detention for not doing homework? what grade are you? :eek:
     
  11. LL5

    LL5 Senior Member

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    year 9. (13-14)
     
  12. IamRag

    IamRag Well-Known Member

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    OMG im year 9 TOO! =D

    we r liek year 9, we has Girl friends.

    We r liek cool.

    We r liek straight.

    We r liek boobs.
     
  13. LL5

    LL5 Senior Member

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    urmm... yea :blink:
     
  14. DemsLover

    DemsLover Senior Member

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    I never went detention, i just used to say "i went and you wernt there" two my English teacher and he'd say something "ahh you much of came when i was SUCH AND SUCH" id just nod, funny how i missed him nearly everyday,
    but there are some teachers you cant avoid detention from, the scary ones. :D

    but when i get detention i get bored stiff, literally, i used to get an erection every time i was bored.
     
  15. IamRag

    IamRag Well-Known Member

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    So, u get errect when people talk about kevin rudd? or... while ur maths teacher speaks.

    not a good view.
     

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