G I F T S <3

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  1. [-PE-] Ghost

    [-PE-] Ghost Well-Known Member

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    So...do you go for fetuses? I need to know an age range of when to keep my kids blocked off by barbed wire xP
     
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    Tbh, that just looks like an 8 year old boy with a pink wig.

    TNUCK, I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF THE WIG STORE
     
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    O SNAP.
    did you tie them on? :eek:
    Or tape?
    Or just hold them..? <_<
     
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    Hey Jcoca :D
    Glad you like it man, i ------ed up twice making yours, wrote the J the wrong way and wrote Jcoco :(

    But you're worth it <3

    I just hang around the garbage bins next to the abortion clinic.
     
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    First i tried tying them around my boner, but it took me an hour to make all pictures.. so i couldn't keep that up (actually i can, but w/e)
    Then i just tied them around my ballsack and that worked fine

    Reason why some are shorter to the penis is because my balls kept moving around when the camera flashed.
     
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    LOL!!!
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    Tbh, that just looks like an 8 year old boy with a pink wig.

    TNUCK, I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF THE WIG STORE
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    sorry, i just wanted you to love me.
     
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    Ahhh, im starting to get too hairy... im at the point you just know your going to be one of those apes :/

    <3morvirp
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    What the hell is wrong with being hairy?

    We're men, right?
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    I want to pretend im a little boy all the time, like Michael Jacks on does
     
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    Tbh, that just looks like an 8 year old boy with a pink wig.

    TNUCK, I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF THE WIG STORE
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    sorry, i just wanted you to love me.
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    lmao
    Btw, sweet chain you got there, what does "S" stand for?
     
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    What the hell is wrong with being hairy?

    We're men, right?
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    I want to pretend im a little boy all the time, like Michael Jacks on does
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    I heard he likes his kids hairy..

    Anyway, how old would you rate Michael Jacksons new boyfriend on a scale from 1 to 10. [color=#000000;background:#000000]I love that joke[/color]
     
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    LOL!!!
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    Tbh, that just looks like an 8 year old boy with a pink wig.

    TNUCK, I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF THE WIG STORE
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    sorry, i just wanted you to love me.
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    lmao
    Btw, sweet chain you got there, what does "S" stand for?
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    Slag/slut/slit/spunk
     
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    S=Screwed
     
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    skank?
     
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    Slag/slut/slit/spunk
     
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    Its all the same, you know
     
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    lol awesome gifts morv,
    but where's mine D:
     

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