Funny Sh**!

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  1. CWD

    CWD Well-Known Member

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    These arre quotes from a site, which is dedicated to actual quotes online.
    Ok here goes...

    <Quake-Hat> brad, your mom is fine as ----
    <Quake-Hat> i think i will masturbate to her while i play with my balls
    <bad_brad> brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother
    <Quake-Hat> Jesus-----ing christ!!!


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    <blazemore> omg i love this song
    <blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
    <Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song


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    < robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
    < bawss> Right click.


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    <born1986> why the ---- isn't my disc drive working
    <born1986> i ----ing worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
    <born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my ----in drive ain't working
    <Z00ass> you got the right drivers?
    <born1986> hell yes
    <born1986> it was working fine yesterday
    <born1986> why does this ---- always happen to me?
    <Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
    <born1986> i havent touched it since school
    <born1986> i'm growing impatient
    <born1986> ANGRY even
    <Z00ass> throw that ---- out tha window

    -----SILENCE---

    <born1986> OMG i ----in did it!!!
    <born1986> ----!!!!!
    <Z00ass> it works?
    <born1986> no, i threw it out the window
    <Z00ass> the disk?
    <born1986> NO the whole drive
    <born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
    <Z00ass> :D
    <born1986> ---- ---- ----
    <born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
    <born1986> brb



    Thats all for now, buys, i will postmore later :lol:
     
  2. Bona Fide

    Bona Fide Well-Known Member

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    Nice.

    [That's all I could say.]
     
  3. Fate

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    :lol: The first is the best!...i can just imagine that :lol:
     
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    I think I know which site you're referring to. ^_^
     
  5. buchvecny

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    hehe i know now what will be the quotes in my next sig :D
     
  6. keinherz

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    suprbash.org?
     
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    < robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
    < bawss> Right click.


    LOL that is awesome.
     
  8. madmav

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    omg lol classic stuff amazing i love it MORE MORE MORE
     
  9. Fraggerr

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    How come it wasnt funny.
     
  10. mttviper

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    So true, and so ownage.
     
  11. Evangelos

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    <cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can do.

    <EtherMan> stoner chicks suck
    <EtherMan> they're a waste of a perfectly good set of breasts.

    <DigDug> i think i'm gonna walk to the movie theater and see dinosaur...
    <kimy-> and be surrounded by like 10 year old girls?
    <Amanda_> He said Dinosaur, not N'Sync.

    <watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
    <Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass
    <Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS

    <kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me

    [17:05] *** D1 sets mode: +o C-Rock
    <D1> oh wait, I was trying to kick you.

    <_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today
    <_Riddler_> and I got this boner
    <_Riddler_> I dunno
    <_Riddler_> Maybe it was the melons
    <IceWizard> Riddler: YOU SAW THE CARROTS

    <disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do it for too long, though...

    there some others

    evan
     
  12. EleGiaC

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    Lol at the mother one
     
  13. -Triple_J-

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    nice lol got me cracking <_< really :rolleyes:
     
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    omg that first one is so so so funny lmao u need to post some more lol :lol: :lol:
     
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    < robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
    < bawss> Right click.


    thats awesome


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