Funny Msn Quotes

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  1. Jcrick

    Jcrick Member

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    Well you were right originally, so he was wrong lol.
     
  2. Majin

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    time to crank out the pwned folder.

    <catclops> women often ask me if its possible to have younger looking skin
    <catclops> the simple answer is nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    <TunaDavid> they should rub fish oil on them
    <catclops> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo_oooooOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    <@skoo> women often ask me if I could stop touching their oily skin with my penis
    <@skoo> the answer is the same

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    - Hunteh Engage - λ - April 4th - Shadow, my sweet shadow; to you I look no more says:
    deep down you want me
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - April 4th - Shadow, my sweet shadow; to you I look no more says:
    you want my arms wrapped around your frail frame
    Michael Carson 1 says:
    deep down in ur maw
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - April 4th - Shadow, my sweet shadow; to you I look no more says:
    she can come too
    Michael Carson 1 says:
    aye sumit to make me smile
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - April 4th - Shadow, my sweet shadow; to you I look no more says:
    and i'll whisper
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - April 4th - Shadow, my sweet shadow; to you I look no more says:
    ever so softly in your ear
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - April 4th - Shadow, my sweet shadow; to you I look no more says:
    "epic fail"

    and it will be lost in the wind.. for all eternity..

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    [<3] . /|\ . jennii-kaijuu . /|\ . [<3] (W) R . I . P Allan (W) says:
    i don't think it's funny! go and laugh about it with steph if you want, just not me!
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - April 4th - says:
    explain to me one reason why millions of jews dying 68 years ago is -not- funny
    [<3] . /|\ . jennii-kaijuu . /|\ . [<3] (W) R . I . P Allan (W) says:
    millions of jews died
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - April 4th - says:
    haha xD

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    David says:
    hunty start playing cod4 alot please ]
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - April 4th - The soothing light at the end of your tunnel says:
    i never got into it like you did
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - April 4th - The soothing light at the end of your tunnel says:
    our relationship with cod is like our relationship with the ladies
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - April 4th - The soothing light at the end of your tunnel says:
    You're in it straight away playing fast and furious until you are so --- that nobody can stand in your way
    David says:
    haha
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - April 4th - The soothing light at the end of your tunnel says:
    i just play it from time to time...
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - April 4th - The soothing light at the end of your tunnel says:
    ...generally with a fat chick

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    2к8…маяк…матнэѕоп…2к8 says:
    shut up ya ------in wank
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - April 4th - says:
    you are a wank...
    senseless to begin with, but a -------ing- wank?

    How does one ------ and wank at any given instant, and yet be both at the same time?
    2к8…маяк…матнэѕоп…2к8 says:
    jamie ur a ------in gimp
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - April 4th - says:
    well, okay. Let's bring that to the discussion. I must admit i haven't consciously engaged in any gimp activities as of late, but perhaps you have evidence pointing to the contrary?
    2к8…маяк…матнэѕоп…2к8 says:
    ------ off
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - April 4th - says:
    .. do you want a hug?

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    Lauren <3 Oli ;; && She's Losing Her Mind ;; says:
    why would i wanna run into a sink?
    David says:
    FOR A CHEAP ALTERNATIVE TO ABORTION

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    Steff innit? says:
    you know how jenny doesnt find the holocaust funny?
    Steff innit? says:
    we should totally reinact it in her house

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    Steff innit? says:
    archie did a clever
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - April 4th - You ever heard the expression 'I made more money than you today, Kyle?' says:
    i did that once before
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - April 4th - You ever heard the expression 'I made more money than you today, Kyle?' says:
    millions of jews died

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    - MitM|Majin; sampler of "lucid dreaming" up now: http://www.myspace.com/patternsofthehorizon says:
    natasia told her
    - MitM|Majin; sampler of "lucid dreaming" up now: http://www.myspace.com/patternsofthehorizon says:
    but now shes homeless
    - MitM|Majin; sampler of "lucid dreaming" up now: http://www.myspace.com/patternsofthehorizon says:
    so thats karma for you
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - Stay In Flames says:
    haha

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    David - English says:
    ugh blockeds ruin my life sometimes
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - It's only rock and roll (but i like it) says:
    why?
    David - English says:
    they steal all the good seats in kfc
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - It's only rock and roll (but i like it) says:
    =D
    David - English says:
    no seriously, I'm not joking :/.
    David - English says:
    There are SO ------ING MANY
    David - English says:
    and they take all the window seats
    David - English says:
    so they can spot the next white woman to rape

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    Ainsley says:
    i came in the door and i was like OH YEAH and my mum was like...Oh YEAhhh??
    Ainsley says:
    was funny
    David says:
    I came in her ------ and I was like OH YEAH and your mum was like OH YEAH
    David says:
    was funny

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    - A L E X - (Y) [A Skyline Ghost] says:
    yeah, first person to get a picture with Anders wins
    - A L E X - (Y) [A Skyline Ghost] says:
    you have an advantage since its a smaller venue
    - Hunteh Engage - λ - We were dancing all night long says:
    and my gig is several days before yours.

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