Well, if you have any funny stories from real life you wana share that'd be cool... I'll start, like last summer I was chilling at a public pool (outside pool) with about 3-4 friends. We had a really cool lifeguard, it was a chick and she was pretty hot. So like we're just all playing around and stuff chilling and talking and outa nowhere my friend pulled out his cock and started chasing people... It was pretty funny
I didnt get kicked out My friend did Only for a day though, we had an awesome life guard.. she was like funny and she didnt take ---- too seriously, like I could tell her that her car was a pile of crap and she'd tell me that my bike sucked and w/e. She only kicked him out for a day though, she said he had a small weiner.
i need a blunt right now. but i have a story some thing like that on you told. but I was with some friends at a pool and my friend whipped out his dick and layed it on my friends sholder and he slaped him in the face with it, it was to funny.
That's like my nightmare come to life. I'd hate for someone to walk in on me jerking it LOL. Sadly, my life is pretty boring and crazy-event free. There's probably something I'm forgetting though.
Ive had a few close calls, was jerking off in my bedroom, and my older bro came in and start wrestling me i was trying to fend him off while pulling up my trousers.... Been caught looking at p0rn a few times though
my sister caught me watching porn but she came with her new b/f and my nephew i was omg these damn porn ad ----ing spamm all ova my PC lol ill brb i really need to sort this out then went start clicked on notpad and tpyed alot of gibberish lol
