ok guys got this on my phone yesterday.... Ben walked into his room and climbed onto his bumk bed(with his gf to have sex) with out knowing that his brother was underneath him, he said ok ive got a code if you want it harder say tomatoe if you want it slower say cucumber... so they started and the girl shouted tomatoe, cucumber, tomatoe, cucumber, cucumber, cumcumber, tomatoe. Then his brother sat up and said please stop making sandwiches you dripping mayonaise all over my face...
I've been tepted scince i first read this topic to say that, though didn't think you'd be the one to say it mav you could always... knock him off the internets?