Funniest Thing Ever

Discussion in 'Spam Heaven' started by Youngblood, Apr 14, 2006.

  1. Youngblood

    Youngblood Well-Known Member

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    Youngblood says:
    have you played Price of persia the two thrones?
    Youngblood says:
    prince
    Carl says:
    no
    Youngblood says:
    it's cool, you should try it
    Youngblood says:
    just take a whiff
    Carl says:
    i bought KHII instead
    Youngblood says:
    serously?
    Carl says:
    ya
    Youngblood says:
    KH2 over POP3? your crazy
    Carl says:
    actually i wasn't
    Youngblood says:
    why would you choose KH2 over the prince
    Carl says:
    kh is bomb
    Youngblood says:
    but POP is an ATOMIC bomb
    Carl says:
    kh storyline is better
    Youngblood says:
    nuh uh
    Carl says:
    yes it is
    Youngblood says:
    how
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    i got love..
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    and stuff
    Carl says:
    <_<
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    and CLOUD
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    and SEPHIROTH
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    and stuff
    Carl says:
    its*
    Youngblood says:
    but the prince can climb walls and like reverse time
    Carl says:
    sora can fly
    Youngblood says:
    the prince can cut him down
    Carl says:
    no he can't
    Youngblood says:
    yes he can, he has super hops
    Carl says:
    sora can jump twice and is invinsible for a short time on the 2nd jump
    Youngblood says:
    the prince can use haste and keep sora stuck in the air while he beats the crap outta him
    Carl says:
    sora has magic too
    Youngblood says:
    prince has time
    Carl says:
    the prince is a -----
    Youngblood says:
    Sora is dildo
    Carl says:
    that means sora penetrates the prince's diffense
    Carl says:
    and can shoot inside him
    Youngblood says:
    but after a while he becomes useless
    Carl says:
    he can still slap you
    Carl says:
    the prince is always useless
    Youngblood says:
    ha would you rather have ----- or a dildo
    Carl says:
    thats a hard one
    Youngblood says:
    it wasn't suppose to be
    Carl says:
    it is
    Carl says:
    since
    Carl says:
    ----- means pop3
    Carl says:
    and dildo means kh 2
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    but if i say dildo, im gay
    Youngblood says:
    exactly
    Carl says:
    so its either, push aside my morals, or chose what i woudl perfer in real life
    Carl says:
    im going with
    Carl says:
    the dildo
    Carl says:
    so i can beat ur as with it
    Youngblood says:
    yeah you would like to beat my ass, wouldn't you
    Carl says:
    sure would
    Youngblood says:
    sorry but I would rather penetrate than to be penetrated
    Carl says:
    you have a -----
    Carl says:
    so you have no choice
    Youngblood says:
    since when
    Carl says:
    since the word rape was invented in various languages
    Youngblood says:
    I thought I had freedom of puss
    Carl says:
    think again
    Youngblood says:
    this is wrong, it's like.....slavery
    Carl says:
    coincedence?
    Youngblood says:
    if KH2 is a dildo, what is the first one
    Carl says:
    idk
    Youngblood says:
    ha!! it's a hemorphodite
    Carl says:
    and pop 2 is gaunaria
    Carl says:
    clamideous..w/e
    Youngblood says:
    well KH is herpes
    Carl says:
    POP is gental warts
    Youngblood says:
    KH is aids
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    it just keeps spreading it's unwantedness
    Carl says:
    POP is elephantitus of the vaginal lips
    Carl says:
    who said its unwanted?
    Youngblood says:
    Kh is a small penis
    Carl says:
    pop is a micro penis, a penis that doens't grow from the size of a baby's birth
    Youngblood says:
    KH is a man with no penis
    Carl says:
    aka a hot chick?
    Youngblood says:
    no just a man without one
    Carl says:
    KH is like your mom, everyone played with her
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    and pop is like you, the unwanted, yet there, infedel
    Youngblood says:
    Kh is like a a bitch, you play with her and then toss her aside
    Carl says:
    gues sur moms a bitch then
    Carl says:
    guess ur*
    Youngblood says:
    lol
    Carl says:

    Carl says:
    thats right
    Carl says:
    what now
    Youngblood says:
    PoP is like your mom, I keep coming back on a daily basis
    Carl says:
    better than just any random guy with AIDS (KH) doing ur mom aint it?
    Youngblood says:
    see? KH is aids!! you just admitted it
    Carl says:
    and now ur mom has it
    Youngblood says:
    it's better than your mom having to get throat surgery
    Carl says:
    why would she do that, ur the one with the vagina
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    -----
    Carl says:
    whatever
    Youngblood says:
    you got me
    Carl says:
    ^.^
    Youngblood says:
    she still likes it though
    Carl says:
    lol
    Youngblood says:
    that's why donald and goofy raped sora
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    ha
    Youngblood says:
    I win
    Carl says:
    the prince got raped by that on shadow guy always chasing him
    Carl says:
    i win
    Youngblood says:
    Mickey is actually sora daddy hahaha
    Youngblood says:
    i win
    Carl says:
    and im actually ur daddy
    Carl says:
    who wins now?
    Carl says:
    i do
    Youngblood says:
    well I'm your son
    Youngblood says:
    haha i win
    Carl says:
    nope
    Carl says:
    you lose
    Carl says:
    father is always right
    Carl says:
    and i say
    Carl says:
    pop sucks
    Carl says:
    good day
    Youngblood says:
    but father gotta pay child support
    Carl says:
    im basking in my victory
    Carl says:
    not if i abort you
    Youngblood says:
    Kh is ass
    Youngblood says:
    i win
    Youngblood says:
    too late to abort me now
    Carl says:
    well
    Carl says:
    i can leave you and your mother
    Carl says:
    since i bring home all the money
    Carl says:
    ha
    Youngblood says:
    just's gonna increase child support payments
    Carl says:
    not if i go to another continent
    Carl says:
    like asia
    Carl says:
    where, mind you, kh RULEZ pop
    Youngblood says:
    I'll hunt you down, all I have to do is ask about the guy who plays with a dildo
    Youngblood says:
    go to europe POP rulez Kh
    Carl says:
    asia will PWN europe
    Youngblood says:
    haha Europe Owns those orientals
    Carl says:
    thast why you depend on us. losers
    Carl says:
    we are what make you what you are
    Carl says:
    without our inventions
    Carl says:
    you be stuck with clubs and stones to make fire
    Youngblood says:
    that's why the chinese can't see
    Youngblood says:
    with their round faces
    Carl says:
    well well well. we are handicapped and STILL better than europe. whadda ya know
    Youngblood says:
    nope, France owns all of asia
    Carl says:
    france was the weakest of all nations in WWI
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    them ------s had to team up with the US, BRITIAN, and RUSSIA and ITALY to beat 2, 2, TWO other rivals
    Youngblood says:
    that's why the US bombed japan, cuz they were playing too much KH
    Carl says:
    japan pwned pearl harbor cause the prince wuz there jacking off all the sailors
    Youngblood says:
    but what happened after
    Youngblood says:
    yeah that's right, they got PWNT
    Carl says:
    we pwnt first
    Youngblood says:
    but got pwnt harder
    Carl says:
    we'll pwn you in WWIII
    Carl says:
    when kh III comes out
    Youngblood says:
    nope when POP4 comes out, we'll rape you with the eiffel tower
    Carl says:
    and why does KH I have more bought products than all the POP combined?
    Carl says:
    hmm..
    Carl says:
    i wonder
    Carl says:
    cause its better
    Youngblood says:
    because of people like you, who love dildos
    Carl says:
    ouch
    Carl says:
    but
    Carl says:
    they all also want to do ur mum
    Youngblood says:
    but they did yours
    Carl says:
    nah
    Carl says:
    they wouldn't not do ur mom
    Carl says:
    thats how good KH is
    Youngblood says:
    they did her POP with a lot of KHs
    Carl says:
    even the women rape ur mom
    Carl says:
    i win
    Youngblood says:
    but your mom get's raped by monkeys
    Youngblood says:
    I win
    Youngblood says:
    that's just hopw good POP is
    Carl says:
    thats why AIDS come from africans, black peeps who do baboons?
    Carl says:
    HA
    Carl says:
    !
    Carl says:
    I WIN
    Youngblood says:
    but 98% of all other stds comes from KH players'
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    I win
    Carl says:
    thast how addictive it is
    Carl says:
    once they had ur mom
    Carl says:
    they had to invite friends
    Youngblood says:
    yeah so no one needs KH=a dildo
    Carl says:
    no one needs gaunaria (PO)
    Carl says:
    pop*
    Carl says:
    see
    Carl says:
    the game sucks so hard i can't even spell it right
    Youngblood says:
    it's just so awesome that it blows out the last P
    Carl says:
    it knows how to bloe, i'll give you that
    Carl says:
    blow*
    Youngblood says:
    and Kh knows how to laid down and bend over
    Carl says:
    ur talking about ur mom, you know that right?
    Carl says:
    LOL
    Carl says:
    i win
    Youngblood says:
    I'm actually talking about your dad
    Carl says:
    you never said kh was my dad, but i did say it was ur mom
    Youngblood says:
    Kh is a dildo, a dildo is your dad's replacement dick
    Carl says:
    point?
    Carl says:
    i dont care about my dad
    Youngblood says:
    exactly, you don't care about KH
    Carl says:
    yes i do
    Carl says:
    just not my dad
    Youngblood says:
    well KH still blows
    Carl says:
    yes it does
    Carl says:
    it blows POP right out of the water
    Youngblood says:
    It blows POP but POP squirts on it
    Carl says:
    and orgasm doesn't stop a dildo
    Carl says:
    or your mom
    Carl says:
    you can go ahead and get POP to squirt on ur mom all day long
    Youngblood says:
    I rather get POP to squirt on Sora
    Carl says:
    sora will use reflect
    Youngblood says:
    do you know why it's so many characters in KH?
    Youngblood says:
    it's called a gay orgy
    Youngblood says:
    I win
    Carl says:
    funny thats what the prince was doing with the sailors!
    Youngblood says:
    ohh
    Youngblood says:
    that was a low blow
    Youngblood says:
    just like what sora does to cloud
    Carl says:
    and its like what sora gets from the prince
    Carl says:
    the prince is a ---- up, face it
    Youngblood says:
    an asswhupping?
    Youngblood says:
    Sora is a ---- down
    Carl says:
    if my dog had a face like POP
    Carl says:
    id shave its ass and walk it backwards
    Youngblood says:
    lol
    Carl says:
    lol
    Youngblood says:
    I sooner tie a rope around my dick and jump off a bridge than ---- a girl who looked lik Kh
    Youngblood says:
    like
    Carl says:
    lol
    Youngblood says:
    lol
    Carl says:
    hey
    Youngblood says:
    ya?
    Carl says:
    i gtg
    Youngblood says:
    kk
    Youngblood says:
    laterz
    Carl says:
    oh
    Carl says:
    ----
    Carl says:
    btw
    Carl says:
    i win
    Youngblood says:
    i win lol
    Youngblood says:
    Kh is dildo and POP is a knife, do the math



    LOL POP rulz
     
  2. Blackadder

    Blackadder Well-Known Member

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    tl;dr

    But seriously, it's really long.
     
  3. Youngblood

    Youngblood Well-Known Member

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    lol I know. he couldn't accept that i won
     
  4. ReWrite

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    this convo is gay...O_O

    why woudld you argue about a video game over the net?
     
  5. Mastodon

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    as stated before, too long/didnt read.
     
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    you should attempt
     

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