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You could suck a dick with ya lip
but that still don't make your mouth.. Wiiide enough
or big enough to dis
the ---- done got me piss
some gr boy whos a doo-nata, the T-neck
wont give me my respect
so watch me wreck and eject
that Naughty by Nature ---- from my tape deck
I hate vs ShaRdY im about ta
break his neck of those emcees
that wouldn't notice notice me
claim to give me my props
but standing on the video with solid snake
didn't know you the beat down?
you had to lose to S-and S's sound
you catch a beat down, he found
police protection
but I burn em like an STD erection
or a yeast infection
hit em when he's least expectin
he'll be correctin every word
as my feet meet his rectum
someone dosnt buy his tuts he he's crying 'boo-hoo'
as I manifest like the Guru
I dont think you knew the consequence
when you come against, S-and-S's lyrical dominance
use some common sense,
or I'm a pinch more than a inch
from your gut when I buck a shot
ya sweet like buttascotch
call my a stupid -1 rep boy, but it's not
another sucka got dropped
cause he wouldn't give me my ----in props!
(mic down)

 

lol, you're the current leader

 

ahh god my head hurts, that took awhile. i saw this in the morning and listened to rap songs and made with the flow. thanx dude

 

slaat nergens op ^_^

 

Shardy is een kleine jongen
ben jij te vroeg uit je moeder gesprongen?
Of was het je kleine teen
die veel te groot werd
dat vond jij heel gemeen
ga maar niet verder met je creativiteit te pijpen
en leer nu maar eens echt photoshop te begrijpen.

ok niet grappig

 

Dear Shardy,

There was a person named Shardy
Which last name was Hardy
He did not know how to make tags
But he got better and now he nags
He thinks he's cool, which sometimes he is
But face it, he's just a cool kid.

 

lol i no dutch too lol

 

thats more like poetry, you have to diss me

 

Je moeder ook niet hoor xD ( Just kidding ) =)

- Gac

 

Shardy, he always follows that one rule
Doesn't even try to play at the pool
He follows his dead line
As if he never wanted to smoke some pine
He likes to play ping pong
Just like he never touched that bong
He always make signatures like sex
To bad he doesn't try to flex
While he's doing his thing
if he did, mabey he'd do it with more girls than his teacher,Mrs.Wing
Now now, I forgot to include his mother
He's even done it with her more than his brother
Now, through all this, shardy is pretty cool
He always gets all A's in school
On top of that, he has five after school classes
He even has glasses
The nerds call them his leader
Even the old nerd king, chris peader
They all bow down to him
As if he had a spinning rim
In fact, he has two of them on his bike
Before that, he always brought them when he went on a hike
Now he just rides around, laughing at the cool kids
Saying they all should bow down to his collection of lids
Now, this all changed on his sixteenth birthday
He got the new remote control car and screamed yay
He thought that he could really ride it in the street
He even brought his pet parakeet
He didn't even think that he would get hit
So he tested it out and fell into a pit
There Shardy died
He didn't even try to hide
He just sank into the ground
And frowned

Ok, I'm done. Hope you like it.

(34 lines)

 

(enters)
Joe Shardy please stand down
joe shardy please turn around
get on your knees and get down
tilt your head up and show down to
the ground dont give up do what yo
momma told you and go down stuck
in yo throat its a throw down
shut the ---- up or ill show down
you think your the ---- but your
gonna go down to the town of
down town sho town from the low town
mo town from the ground up to my nose ill
take your ass all the way to your toes your my
bitch and i dont have to tell folks.
(mic dropped)

 

hey shardy how you ?
still sucking ---- hey you.
you would even do my mother woudn't you?

you suck so much ---- that you're blind in one eye.
one day you'll shallow too much and die.
all the way to from the bed to the grave you'll fly.

cause you're a mother----ing hom-o.
you comb your pubes with a comb-o.

your balls are made of metal.
when you stare on the ground they're on your shoe.
draging all the flowers and all the pettals.

when a girl behind you saw them she said
"hey momy what the ---- is that ?"
its just a golf ball sweetie, lets hit it and watch it fly.

 

Shardy went to a party.
dating a guy named marty Mclarty
whos masive and lardy
him skinny?...hardly
Wishes he was dating a girl
but not one would go with him, in the whole world

iono

 

his name is shardy
he's fatter than hardy
he thinks he tha best
when he likes to molest
he likes to party
and hes a fat malarky
i think hes gay
he bought his parents from ebay

(SUPERRR POSE!!!)

*shrugs*